The Eminem Multi Guide by Evan C and EminemInsider

[EminemInsider]

You just listed his recent put out shit which isn't even close to the first few albums he released. You're a fucking idiot if you think Canibus is a terrible rapper and can't use metaphors, just because you can't understand them.

No, sorry, but you're the complete fucking idiot.

"As drunk as Lady Diana's driver wit reporters behind her"

Drunk only has one meaning.

"I got you panickin like bombs, with 30 second timers."

Bombs panic?

"Me without lyrics is like a porn flick without sex"

Huh? So he's saying he's worthless without lyrics?

"With more flavor then Skittles when I'm digitally mastered"

More flavor than Skittles? How clever! Eminem thought about using that one on Not Afraid, and decided it was too corny.

"I'm tougher than denim, lethal like venomous snake bites"

Get it??? Because denim is tough and snake bites are venomous! Deep, complexity yo.

"The marijuana makes my eyes bright red like brake lights"

Very next line...I kid you not. Rambling to marijuana...where'd the weed come from? Oh, because he was trying to rhyme with snake bites and "brake lights" came to mind. And it makes his eyes red like brake lights. Because brake lights are red. Get it?


"I'm strong, my word is Bond like James"

Eminem thought about using this on Not Afraid, but decided it was too corny.


Deep and poetic, yo. Canibus is AMAZIN!!!

[DƎRDYPK]

Eminem is used toilet paper in that case

[dissinsince9d3]

You just listed his recent put out shit which isn't even close to the first few albums he released. You're a fucking idiot if you think Canibus is a terrible rapper and can't use metaphors, just because you can't understand them.

No, sorry, but you're the complete fucking idiot.

"As drunk as Lady Diana's driver wit reporters behind her"

Drunk only has one meaning.

"I got you panickin like bombs, with 30 second timers."

Bombs panic?

"Me without lyrics is like a porn flick without sex"

Huh? So he's saying he's worthless without lyrics?

"With more flavor then Skittles when I'm digitally mastered"

More flavor than Skittles? How clever! Eminem thought about using that one on Not Afraid, and decided it was too corny.

"I'm tougher than denim, lethal like venomous snake bites"

Get it??? Because denim is tough and snake bites are venomous! Deep, complexity yo.

"The marijuana makes my eyes bright red like brake lights"

Very next line...I kid you not. Rambling to marijuana...where'd the weed come from? Oh, because he was trying to rhyme with snake bites and "brake lights" came to mind. And it makes his eyes red like brake lights. Because brake lights are red. Get it?


"I'm strong, my word is Bond like James"

Eminem thought about using this on Not Afraid, but decided it was too corny.


Deep and poetic, yo. Canibus is AMAZIN!!!

only reason u dont like canibus is cause he's black...everyone at school knows Gordan is a big racist

[D_Block313]

Are you fucking retarded?

The fact that you didn't understand "Me without lyrics is like a porn flick without sex" makes you the biggest dumbass on earth. He's known for his lyrical ability . You're still a junior in high school while I'm a senior in a university, you're the fucking idiot. And all those other metaphors were spot on. Stupid dick riding em faggot.

[D_Block313]

lol, Canibus is garbage

just like your knowlege of hip hop.

[D_Block313]

Are you fucking retarded?

The fact that you didn't understand "Me without lyrics is like a porn flick without sex" makes you the biggest dumbass on earth. He's known for his lyrical ability . You're still a junior in high school while I'm a senior in a university, you're the fucking idiot. And all those other metaphors were spot on. Stupid dick riding em faggot.

lol, all those 'metaphors' were similes. you still don't get it. you're helpless.

Similes and metaphors are very similar when used in rap. This isn't a fucking english class where rappers are based on similes

[EminemInsider]

Are you fucking retarded?

The fact that you didn't understand "Me without lyrics is like a porn flick without sex" makes you the biggest dumbass on earth. He's known for his lyrical ability . You're still a junior in high school while I'm a senior in a university, you're the fucking idiot. And all those other metaphors were spot on. Stupid dick riding em faggot.

I understand it perfectly. I understand that it sucks.

And I'm not a junior in high school. Graduated college 1 & 1/2 years ago.

The fact that you're a senior at a university and are impressed with Canibus makes you incredibly pathetic.

[dissinsince9d3]

Are you fucking retarded?

The fact that you didn't understand "Me without lyrics is like a porn flick without sex" makes you the biggest dumbass on earth. He's known for his lyrical ability . You're still a junior in high school while I'm a senior in a university, you're the fucking idiot. And all those other metaphors were spot on. Stupid dick riding em faggot.

I understand it perfectly. I understand that it sucks.

And I'm not a junior in high school. Graduated college 1 & 1/2 years ago.

The fact that you're a senior at a university and are impressed with Canibus makes you incredibly pathetic.

stop lying. Should I scan last year's yearbook's pics?

[D_Block313]

Are you fucking retarded?

The fact that you didn't understand "Me without lyrics is like a porn flick without sex" makes you the biggest dumbass on earth. He's known for his lyrical ability . You're still a junior in high school while I'm a senior in a university, you're the fucking idiot. And all those other metaphors were spot on. Stupid dick riding em faggot.

I understand it perfectly. I understand that it sucks.

And I'm not a junior in high school. Graduated college 1 & 1/2 years ago.

The fact that you're a senior at a university and are impressed with Canibus makes you incredibly pathetic.

All I have to say is that I love the irony in all of your posts.

[D_Block313]

Are you fucking retarded?

The fact that you didn't understand "Me without lyrics is like a porn flick without sex" makes you the biggest dumbass on earth. He's known for his lyrical ability . You're still a junior in high school while I'm a senior in a university, you're the fucking idiot. And all those other metaphors were spot on. Stupid dick riding em faggot.

I understand it perfectly. I understand that it sucks.

And I'm not a junior in high school. Graduated college 1 & 1/2 years ago.

The fact that you're a senior at a university and are impressed with Canibus makes you incredibly pathetic.

LOL please do

stop lying. Should I scan last year's yearbook's pics?

[DƎRDYPK]

Bis makes timeless classics for all the real hip hop heads
Em makes pop songs for little kids at the age of 8

you do the math

[EminemInsider]

"I got you panickin like bombs, with 30 second timers."

Bombs panic?

bombs "get you panickin" , dumbass

"Me without lyrics is like a porn flick without sex"

Huh? So he's saying he's worthless without lyrics?

the best part is gone

"With more flavor then Skittles when I'm digitally mastered"

More flavor than Skittles? How clever! Eminem thought about using that one on Not Afraid, and decided it was too corny.

It was corny, no shit

"I'm tougher than denim, lethal like venomous snake bites"

Get it??? Because denim is tough and snake bites are venomous! Deep, complexity yo.

I don't get why you nit pick at simple lines, he didn't make this to make your fucking jaw pop off in amazement

"The marijuana makes my eyes bright red like brake lights"

Very next line...I kid you not. Rambling to marijuana...where'd the weed come from? Oh, because he was trying to rhyme with snake bites and "brake lights" came to mind. And it makes his eyes red like brake lights. Because brake lights are red. Get it

Again, it's just a line of imagery, he didn't spend 5 minutes thinking of that golden line

"I'm strong, my word is Bond like James"

Eminem thought about using this on Not Afraid, but decided it was too corny.

you said that twice, and again it's not like it's supposed to be amazing


Deep and poetic, yo. Canibus is AMAZIN!!

He's wrote more lines than any rapper out, the ones you pointed out aren't even his notable punchlines, it's like basing Eminem off of the song Rain Man or exceptionally weak lines from songs. You're just being biased trying to prove a point.

If you're going to do punchline tracks, at least make them impressive. Otherwise, they're essentially useless.

And these were all from Buckingham Palace off his first album. Yeah, really the same as looking at lines from Eminem's pill popping era.

"It's not like it's supposed to be amazing"...what kind of excuse is that?

[D_Block313]

The fact that your name is EminemInsider makes you Em's number one stan. You basically just nitpicked at dope lines and just labeled them corny. You have no argument, so shut the fuck up already.

[MikeNUFC]

This topic made me laugh.

Just to get back on topic.

[Evan C.]

The fact that your name is EminemInsider makes you Em's number one stan. You basically just nitpicked at dope lines and just labeled them corny. You have no argument, so shut the fuck up already.

Says the guy named...D_Block313 (the title of a Jadakiss song featuring a horrible, wack Eminem verse, and the area code he's from). Really, are you that dumb to use the Stan angle as an insult?

First you have this username, then you get upset at me for criticizing Not Afraid, and now you're sucking off Canibus's wack ass. Just quit while you're behind, loser.