1-2 liners that make you laugh

[Raids-God]

/\ LOL

[robollama]

No lines from Eminem have ever made me laugh out loud. (which I suppose is a good thing, being as he is a rapper and not a comedian)

The odd line here or there may have raised a smile at some point, but thats about the maximum I go...

I don't laugh at music often at all, but I laughed at

"stole your mom's acura, crashed it, and sold it back to her"

[shadyboymez]

"down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it
i rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn ratchet
attack-tac-tackin a whore with a damn hatchet
a knapsack packed with like 40-some Xanax's" .. just the way he says it always cracks me up

"Jew Ja Jaw Jaw Da Dun Jew Ja
You just made me mess up, Bitch
Bleeb Blab Blah Blah Blah Blah
It don't matter, I'm just blabbering" .... hilarious, though meaningless

"Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor" .... always laugh at his gay bashing

"Dressed like a sailor, standing by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza" .... As the world turns is full of hilarious lines

[MikeNUFC]

Wattup with you, you married?
(Naww, I'm divorced)
Of course you are, you little fuckin trailer park whore
(Trailer? I don't live in no trailer. I live in a mobilization unit, for your information)

[ku53v]

"Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful, but
you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral"

[IrishShady]

I spit when i talk,
I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)


cracks me up every time

[IrishShady]

oh and

Fuck a needle,
Here's a sword body pierce with this

alsoo

That's my mothafuckin' balls you better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum you'll never get ahold of em

Hippity ga-ga boo-boo Psych I'm kidding
I just wanted to see if you're still listenin

[lil_bayly]

My nine is like a guidin light at night shinin bright
My fuckin grip is tighter than my wife's vagina, psych


So from doin a song with Method to beggin to get accepted
I'm peggin Fred with the bottle of dye that he bleached his head with


Whoops I did it again didn't I my shit's harder
to figure out than what Britney's tit size is (oooh)


And shit, when it comes to that, I hit harder from the back
than Everlast, when he's pluggin Lethal in his fuckin ass


Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me
I can't stop airin out my dirty laundry


So when the shit comes on, I wanna see some shit jump off
Some bitch get slapped, some motherfuckin kid get stomped


But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her

[Hiphopdane]

I got genital warts and it burns when I pee, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

Every girl I ever went out with is going lez

Funny as fuck!

[sixersi3497]

" I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow" -Get you mad....The whole second verse is funny and fucked up.

[E-40]

The whole Are You Afraid Of A Blade freestyle

[shadysully22]

Drink more liquor, to fuck you up quicker
then you'd wanna fuck me up after saying the word......

[TheShadyest]

This shit is gonna be rated R restricted.. You see dis bullet hole in my neck?? its self inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma.. Bitch u got a sick kid

arrested , Molested myself and got convicted

Which drug will i end up dead from??

How in da fuck can eminem and slim shady be related?

i was put on this earth to make ur baby momma cum

[moose35]

No lines from Eminem have ever made me laugh out loud. (which I suppose is a good thing, being as he is a rapper and not a comedian)

The odd line here or there may have raised a smile at some point, but thats about the maximum I go...

lmao you dont have to be a comedian to make people laugh
if youve never laughed at any eminem lines you have no sense of humor

That's a totally ignorant statement. Some people have a different sense of humor, take it easy. His 1-2 liners are funny, at least for me, but I've only laughed out loud at like 1 or 2 of them, and that was only the first time I heard 'em.

[D_Block313]

His liners are funny to chuckle at but rolling on the ground and banging my head against the floor laughing I don't do that. A lot of you people are still laughing at his lines too which is pretty sad. The joke is over.