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I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby batboy » Jun 12th, '10, 14:03

Is it just me or do I have such a hot attraction for pretty girls? Other guys were sitting on the bus acting normal, and I had to go and try to sit next to her forcefully. she wouldn't move her handbag and finally she left and sat somewhere else. i pretended like I genuinely wanted to sit on that seat for no particular reason and started staring at her. I thought I'd say what I thought:

'legs are a bit funny'
'nice face'
'nice small tits'
'I could make love with you'

she looked at me and shook her head uneasily. I thought oh well, like that didn't make sense. then she had the idea to go to the driver and stop the bus maybe cause she couldn't take it. Girls are so nice. I saw her eyes without her glasses and they were extremely pretty. whatever she looked like 'mart' or 'smarl'. when I got home I pretended we were having sex. she had a pointy pussy etc. so sexy. we would make a good couple.
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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby mcZu » Jun 12th, '10, 14:21

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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby MC Anonymous » Jun 12th, '10, 14:26

mcZu wrote:psy·cho·path (sk-pth)
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LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby batboy » Jun 12th, '10, 14:28

I'm nothing like that in bed or my room.... it's some kind of spell, or the way I feel is right to act with other people or to delude them in the way that was necessary. It's like teaching them a lesson. Atleast I have the basic essence to be coupled right with pretty girls.
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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby MC Anonymous » Jun 12th, '10, 14:33

Every day that I'm in school there's this girl who sits in front of me and she always bends over. So I always fantasize about fucking her in the ass. I once jerked off while in the class a little bit and nobody noticed. I followed her for a long time. Then, I went home, and came into my room where her picture is plastered all over my walls. Some of the pics with cum stains, other pictures with holes stabbed through the eyeballs. So, one day I said I had enough. I grabbed my black ski mask and black outfit, and walked outside. I followed my usual path that leads to her bedroom window since she lives in a 1 floor house. I waited till she got changed. I took pictures of her naked during the night time and made sure that the flash wouldn't blow my cover. After I took the pictures I ran. Now I'm planning on something more devious.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby batboy » Jun 12th, '10, 14:41

I'm not a psychopath. What else am I suppose to do? People think I'm nieve so i can't do any 'sophisticated' social actions so to speak. so i just play along cause 'they' say it's proper, I know it inherently derives a bad outcome for them, but hey, it's got nothing to do with me. It's like the concept of social mind control to allow 'stupid ugly' guys they're unrightful access to pretty girls over the guys with the 'basic essence' who belong with them.... which the police guys certainly looked like. What is going on there???????? (I'm not a stupid ugly guy, the police guys were. You need to match physically. Mentallity does not count for anything. anyone can be friendly, but if you look stupid why does it count for anything?
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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby BILI » Jun 12th, '10, 14:54

Well this one time we had like family lunch.And most of my cousins came and you know we hang out,ate and shit.But this cousin of main was so beautiful,I havent seen her for like 5 years,but she became really pretty and my dick went up when I shaked her hand.From that moment I wanted her,I was looking at her like every second,and I noticed that she knows I`m looking at her.I just coudnt stop.While we were playing monopoly with all the other kids,I put my hand in my pants and touched myself.It was so lovely.Then during our meal I thought about having sex with her and my mammy,it was ogasmic.The end of this meeting came fast so I asked her if she would come behind the house because I have something to show her.She said:"ok,just a sec".So when she came there I took my big dick and showed it her,then I said:"he got this big only because I thought about having sex with you and my mammy,would you that in real life and make my fantasy come true".Then she screamed and ran away.Everyone at that family party was in shock,most of them dont even talk to me after that.
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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby AliJack » Jun 12th, '10, 15:24

I got into bed with a younger clone of mini me with a shaved mustache on her vagina i touched her facial anus and shaved here oral dckhairsas i was massagins her ear shaped cabbage stomache and transformed from a homophobe to an antihomosexual person, im the one you got your rhymes style from by trolling you so badly you needed orthondontic help from then on faggit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby Solace » Jun 12th, '10, 15:45

batboy wrote:Is it just me or do I have such a hot attraction for pretty girls? Other guys were sitting on the bus acting normal, and I had to go and try to sit next to her forcefully. she wouldn't move her handbag and finally she left and sat somewhere else. i pretended like I genuinely wanted to sit on that seat for no particular reason and started staring at her. I thought I'd say what I thought:

'legs are a bit funny'
'nice face'
'nice small tits'
'I could make love with you'

she looked at me and shook her head uneasily. I thought oh well, like that didn't make sense. then she had the idea to go to the driver and stop the bus maybe cause she couldn't take it. Girls are so nice. I saw her eyes without her glasses and they were extremely pretty. whatever she looked like 'mart' or 'smarl'. when I got home I pretended we were having sex. she had a pointy pussy etc. so sexy. we would make a good couple.

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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby AliJack » Jun 12th, '10, 15:47

Solace wrote:
batboy wrote:Is it just me or do I have such a hot attraction for pretty girls? Other guys were sitting on the bus acting normal, and I had to go and try to sit next to her forcefully. she wouldn't move her handbag and finally she left and sat somewhere else. i pretended like I genuinely wanted to sit on that seat for no particular reason and started staring at her. I thought I'd say what I thought:

'legs are a bit funny'
'nice face'
'nice small tits'
'I could make love with you'

she looked at me and shook her head uneasily. I thought oh well, like that didn't make sense. then she had the idea to go to the driver and stop the bus maybe cause she couldn't take it. Girls are so nice. I saw her eyes without her glasses and they were extremely pretty. whatever she looked like 'mart' or 'smarl'. when I got home I pretended we were having sex. she had a pointy pussy etc. so sexy. we would make a good couple.

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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby Solace » Jun 12th, '10, 15:52

:laughing: warning issued

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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby AliJack » Jun 12th, '10, 15:53

Solace wrote::laughing: warning issued

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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby DƎRDYPK » Jun 12th, '10, 18:38

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Re: I saw a pretty girl on the bus.

Postby Xray » Jun 12th, '10, 18:42

I saw a pretty girl on the bus.


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