More potential post-Recovery lyrics leaked

[viper50]

Disclaimer: I DO NOT KNOW IF THESE ARE REAL. Here is what I posted on another thread-
There's a guy who i've talked with online about Em and music in general. He works for a German branch of Polydor records, and has something to do with album printing quality control or something like that. He's given me real stuff before, a few snippets and lyrics from relapse, and he told me about the existence of refill (he called it "the fill-up" though). He also told me there was a relapse track called "alligator jaw", so yeah...

-Good Times-

You ready to get down?
I’m ready to get down

I’m adding up all the virginities lost
To one of Slim Shady’s songs
Shit, Billy got so high
That he stuck his dick in his bong
And burned it off
“Is that that Eminem, now son, turn it off” (Dad-type voice)
Tipper told me I was the fucking center of con-
-flict, infecting heads all across America
7 vile albums later and I still embarrass her
How would you feel if people were always comparing ya
To Lucifer’s character
Devil horns added to your caricature
I’ve been censored, disputed, slandered, and picketed
But I’m still riveted
To all these kid’s ears, they’re listening
I’m christening, this the millennium of give-a-shit
Excuse me, please
I need to kick back and just reminisce

Chorus
Biiiitches, time draw some lines
Glue my picture on your signs
Go protest at my house
Yeah, you’re doing fine
Who am I?
I ain’t anybody important
Just another nobody recording
Baby, I’m only after some good times

Hey Al, what happened with you and Tipper?
Oh yeah, sorry homie, I dicked her
And I ain’t even have to kiss her
She’s addicted
To what the fuck’s behind my zipper
Please make it a smooth divorce mister
You both don’t have to bicker
We just have this spark
Our hearts light up with this little flicker
You don’t believe me?
Come here bud, just sniff my finger
Yeah it’s distinct huh?
Whoo, god damn that really lingers
Know what, you can have her back
I’m still addicted to Christina
But the bitch still won’t sign my pre-nup
I’m the meaner, trashier version of Tiger Woods
A swinger, like the golf club implanted behind your hood
Ever since Kurt died I’ve been waiting to find some Love
Girl I’ll give you some crack for an hour and a half
Oh yeah girl, these times are good

Chorus
Biiiitches, time to draw some lines
Glue my picture up on your signs
Go protest at my house
Yeah, you’re doing fine
Who am I?
I ain’t anybody important
Just another nobody recording
Baby, I’m only after some good times

Why the fuck do I always get off on dissing Superman?
Michael J. Fox shakes his head
C’mon, no need to be disapproving man
Bitch, control the waterworks, you’re looking like the Hoover Dam
Don’t be upset, look!
You’re on Slim Shady loser cam!
Stopping me from being me is like curing can-
-cer, it won’t ever happen, so let’s get some dancers
Gyrating like Michael’s hands, yeah maybe that’s the answer
Dance slut, wait, why are you trying to pull your pants up?
Whoa! What the fuck are you doing with that knife Manson?
Damn bud, you want to chill with me you gotta be calm son
Aw fuck, look what you did, now they’re starting to all run
Now what should we do?
Hehe I know, let’s spray paint some fucking walls up! (Eminem in a little kid voice)

Chorus
Biiiitches, time to draw some lines
Glue my picture up on your signs
Go protest at my house
Yeah, you’re doing fine
Who am I?
I ain’t anybody important
Just another nobody recording
Baby, I’m only after some good times

Haha, I’ll be having good times for the rest of my life…
Settle down with Christina, nice little house in woods…
With a cemetery in the backyard…
Some junkyard dogs tied up, you know…
The whole fucking shebang…

[Almostlity]

wut.

[goblue418]

hmmmmm

[Kez]

no

[viper50]

He goes away,
comes back,
go away away,
*thinks of stuff to put in his little pink book
comes back,
goes away.


There is a creative writing section bud.

That very well may be true, regarding the guy who gets me these. I honestly don't care about scamming 17 random people I don't know on an internet forum. I thought these were interesting, so I wanted to share them. There's a reason I don't write my threads like "NEW EM LYRICS LEAKED TODAY", because I don't know for sure, refer to my first post for the story behind these lyrics.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Hopefully they look dope to me.

[viper50]

Hopefully they look dope to me.

my thoughts exactly

[DƎRDYPK]

You ready to get down?
I’m ready to get down

I’m adding up all the virginities lost
To one of Slim Shady’s songs
Shit, Billy got so high
That he stuck his dick in his bong
And burned it off

This is where I stopped reading

[viper50]

You ready to get down?
I’m ready to get down

I’m adding up all the virginities lost
To one of Slim Shady’s songs
Shit, Billy got so high
That he stuck his dick in his bong
And burned it off

This is where I stopped reading

I think it talks about how he's been seen as a bad influence? idk

[1TS OK4Y]

I don't think I've ever seen the lyrics of a song leak before the song does, lol

[viper50]

Honestly the rhyming is too elementary so I doubt it at this point. I know Em's done a lot of those just for fun and at least the name dropping is kinda his style and relevant for 2009-2010 but after I heard Recovery I don't think Em will go back donig it that way especailly around the hype with what's hes' dong at the moment, even though if I'm wrong and it turns to be some cut off R2 song I'll admit I was wrong.

I don't think it could be relapse because the gore divorce is real recent, like, past month

[viper50]

Honestly the rhyming is too elementary so I doubt it at this point. I know Em's done a lot of those just for fun and at least the name dropping is kinda his style and relevant for 2009-2010 but after I heard Recovery I don't think Em will go back donig it that way especailly around the hype with what's hes' dong at the moment, even though if I'm wrong and it turns to be some cut off R2 song I'll admit I was wrong.

also, this rhyme sceme is actually pretty consistent with eminem's, imo. he usually doesn't have insane multi rhymes, it's all in his delivery. multi rappers have never really impressed me

[slimsoxshady]

sounds like you should focus your rhymes on non-Eminem related material from now on

[viper50]

sounds like you should focus your rhymes on non-Eminem related material from now on

pretty sure you've posted this on every one of my threads.
1. i did not write any of this
2. i'm not claiming it's real, i'm just trying to get others' input, i'm just as skeptical as you

As for poor rhymes, i think it would all be in how he delivered it. I loved how "first of all i'm a boss, i just want to get that across, even my dentist hates when i floss" sounded and those are kindergarten rhymes. i thought "virginities lost/Slim Shady’s songs/dick in his bong" was a sick rhyme scheme, especially with Eminem's delivery. I also think the tipper/zipper/kiss her lines could all be dope or wack depending on how they are delivered. we'll just have to wait and see.

[viper50]

You're right, we could only wait and see.
One of those songs with Stat that leaked recently was pretty simple rhyming too but the time span and the message was all different. You gave great example but I've listened sooo many EM songs and honestly for some reason this go different way. I'm not saying it's trash, I know there's good rhymes here and there but looking at it as a whole it looks poor what EM does right now eventhough like you pointed out he's got not that high & mighty bars here and there.
What bothers me is that EM said he'd never do one of those songs again and this is kind similar. I love those songs in general and I loved when Christina was more relevant and was Em's main target on those songs but she's been out of the picture for so long. Could you believe he's gonna put her as a 'stand out' celebrety again like that in 2010.

Yeah true, but i mean, mariah was kinda out of the picture too. And i think christina is trying to make a comeback, she's been pushing a new album. Also, i got a "throwback" feeling from these lyrics. The tipper gore thing was probably a decade ago, and lines like "I need to kick back and just reminisce" lend to the throwback thing. plus the manson reference shows him telling a serial killer to chill, maybe some kind of commentary on how he was obsessed with them on relapse? haha i think im reading too much into this.