Mr.P wrote:HereHere wrote:I can lick my own anus.
FINALLY! I thought I was alone with this, Christ it feels good to know that there is someone else out there who share my experiences. Self-anal-licking to me is an artform, the two of us should become teachers and share our knowledge with the rest of the world. People need to know this, don’t you agree? It’s the number one way to get pleasure, I sometimes cry myself to sleep knowing that other people isn’t getting the same satisfaction I am. Another person can’t do it for you, it is something you must learn and master yourself.
Dude...I seriously just shed a tear reading this. I thought I was the only one! Never could I have imagined that someone else would be able to perform this extreme combination of skill and art. I have mastered many techniques over many, many years hoping that someone else would like me to teach them. Hopefully one day this skill will get the attention that it deserves and will become a well-used relaxant.
