Pretty damn sick
EDIT: here's the lyrics....typed them up myself
didn't get one part in the 3rd verse cause I couldn't make it out
if you can let me know
I slip a pill in the cup of miss Hiliary Duff
& when she wakes up taped up I be drilling her muff(?)
probly still in a buff when I finally kill her & dump
her body off a bridge stuffed in a rug in the trunk of my truck
What?! I'm a butcher carving Hollywood up
used to be average but I practiced stabbing hookers
cause I couldn't find the adress of that faggot Ashton Kutcher
& Yeah I sell crack....I'm Ben Affleck's hook up
so look up if you happen to be on Roda o
that my ass pressed the glass see my A-hole?
I'm shocking every actress with shopping bags
& making em drop em, that's when I take em & rob em
I hit em with a tazer in the neighborhood jogging
you wake up in a basement where your kidney is gone in
some people say my hustle is a serious problem
cause I steal black toddlers & Madonna adopts them
Yeah.....I'm coming for yall suckas!!!
hitch hike to Hollywood with strange truckers!!
& I'm stealing cars......on the boulevard
I hit a superstar hard... quick to pull a car
I'm in your mansion I bypassed secruity
I got your butler at gunpoint serving me
& your assistant's dead, & your maid is dead
& I'm eatting all your pets laying in your bed!!!
I'll put a fucking cleaver up to Justin Bieber
& threaten to fix his haircut while Usher's screaming
& beat the tequilia out of Tila for no other reason
than the fact she lacks any talent but breathing
I am the illest villian alive chilling hiding
in the air ventalation system of Hilton building
bout to kidnap Paris & her sister
than bill their filthy rich parents millions
in a handsome ransom then vanish, the phantom
who reappears in the Hampdens with hand cannons
I'm dedicated.....just bombed 80
homes in a row trying to kill the baby
of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes I maybe
Insane, A.D.D, C.R.A.Z.Y
I never had a solid role model
always sniffing airplane model glue threw the bottle
Yeah.....I'm coming for yall suckas!!!
hitch hike to Hollywood with strange truckers!!
& I'm stealing cars......on the boulevard
I hit a superstar hard... quick to pull a car
I'm in your mansion I bypassed secruity
I got your butler at gunpoint serving me
& your assistant's dead, & your maid is dead
& I'm eatting all your pets laying in your bed!!!
I drop an anvil on Avril Lavigne
like in a cartoon scene, I'm far too mean
ram Star Jones with my car 2, 3,
or 4 times or more till it's hard to breathe
from laughing...watch Brooke Hogan get his ass kicked
(Dude that's a chick!) Wait! we talking bout that fat kid?!
STOP YOUR FUCKING LIES! (She's got her mother's eyes)
Man that's a trick...she probly got her dad's dick
I'm a rude dude I'd eat ???? shoot Reese Witherspoon
(???) spew puke a few screws lose in my noodle (????)
(??????)
shoot hoops with Magic Johnson, kidnap him, lock em
up in my cabin & trap him
& make him give his highly contagious virus to....
Dane Cook.....I fucking like Miley Cyrus
Yeah.....I'm coming for yall suckas!!!
hitch hike to Hollywood with strange truckers!!
& I'm stealing cars......on the boulevard
I hit a superstar hard... quick to pull a car
I'm in your mansion I bypassed secruity
I got your butler at gunpoint serving me
& your assistant's dead, & your maid is dead
& I'm eatting all your pets laying in your bed!!!
