theJFKshow wrote:So Bad is NOT lyrical. Wow.
Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin
You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again!
Sha-dy's-or-i-gin/ce-des-door-a-gain = 5 syllables
2nd verse has plenty of multis:
I told you I aint fooling from the gate, this aint the first day of april!
But thank you for staying April, I'ma make you learn
To appreciate me, differentiate me
From these phoney, little fishy and sissy fake G's
Skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissyface, please
Initiate phase three! Missy now service me
Take another shot of Jager, shake it so nervously
Take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby!
Ooh you're doing that even better than your mom lady!
I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did you?
Relax woman, you know that I'm only kidding with you
Got a twisted sense of humour, it's warped, but I didn't hit you
I think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm..
sis-sy-fake-G's/kis-sy-face-please = 4 syllables
3rd verse as well.
Girl don't be so frantic I'm just a hopeless romantic
Don't try to fight the feeling of something that's organic
You can't ignore it, so don't just stand before it
Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin'
Damn shorty, I told you this was bound to happen
Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and
Throw your spine out of alignment
My love has got you so blinded you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup
so stop at a store, pick a pint up
Let's get the pineapple schnapps going, no one'll knock cause I'ma hang a sign up
Saying "Don't Disturb", shorty I'm so superb
I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?
spine-out-of-a-lighn-ment/wine-house-out-of-a-line-up = dope as fuck, not even bothering to count
In summary, you need to learn what lyricism is if you're going to speak on it.
at you
