Wackest Eminem lines?

[classthe_king]

Thank ya for stayin'... ain't the first day o'... Four or five syllables depending on whether you classify the last syllable as a rhyme. Also, "ain't fool" from "ain't foolin' from the gate" rhymes with "April."

The bad thing about the line is that he uses the arbitrary name "April" for rhyme purposes (he does this on Relapse all the time... it's a lazy habit of modern Eminem).

He would have to say Thank ya for stayin very quickly to get it to rhyme

[mrjizzbomber]

"Shit on the mic and doodle my doo doo
You do not have a fighting chance to move you are covered in my poo poo
Smothered in my manure while I spit saliva fluid
Dou dou dou dou dou dou ga ga ga goobers are glued to you"

Those, those are the wackest Eminem lines. I don't care if he has 78 syllables rhyming.

[Rindain]

it's cool that Em knows this fact about bees

lol why shouldn't he

I guess I don't know how common knowledge certain things are. I grew up getting stung by bees all the time so I knew a lot about them, lol.

[mrjizzbomber]

it's cool that Em knows this fact about bees

lol why shouldn't he

I guess I don't know how common knowledge certain things are. I grew up getting stung by bees all the time so I knew a lot about them, lol.

I'd say 90%+ of people know that bees die when they lose their stinger.

[classthe_king]

I think its a weak rhyme

[xRas]

Aw Bless you.

[Norway kills]

Do-the-do on the loo in my poo

Seriously, that is the wackest thing Eminem has said. Ever.

[electroencephalogram]

when I come back, like nut on your spine

[WakeUpShow]

Send "Rain Man" Ringtones to Cell




[Dre (Em)]
Yeah
(Definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely K-mart)
Yeah, yeah

[Eminem (Dr. Dre):]
You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extense if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this,
Far at other people's expenses
I say your all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right blasphemous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--frigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super--man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

[Chorus:]
Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Rain Man

Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

[Chorus]

You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and zoom-a
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

[Chorus]
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)

[Berry]

There's no such thing like a female with good looks who cooks & cleans.

There's a few weak lines on 'superman'.

Second verse of my dad's gone crazy is pretty bad.

told you I aint foolin from the gate, this aint the first day of april
but thank you for staying april

I like that line. lol

[Ella]

There's no such like a female who cooks & cleans.

first of all u quoted it wrong.. but whats wrong w/ it ? lol its true

The bad thing about the line is that he uses the arbitrary name "April" for rhyme purposes (he does this on Relapse all the time... it's a lazy habit of modern Eminem).

^finally we agree on something lol

theres a lot of wack lines in Wont Back Down.. cbf to write em tho

[classthe_king]

It's
There's no such thing like a female with good looks who cooks & cleans.

Which makes a more sense.

[Berry]

first of all u quoted it wrong.. but whats wrong w/ it ? lol its true

I don't rap to get the women - fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes

It's
There's no such thing like a female with good looks who cooks & cleans.

Which makes a more sense.

K Buddy, I'll change it.

[Kez]

Most of the punchlines from Not Afraid

Also "guess that's why they call it window pain"

[M-Pyre]

No, that line is wack.

Um, no, it's not.

Wait, honestly, I don't even see the 5 syllable rhyme

me neither