by KillahBee » Jul 31st, '10, 14:31
Was out on Monday, strolled back home at half 5 in the morning and wake up the next day with fake tan all over my clothes (fucking posh chicks and there fake tan!)
Went out last night, met a chick, forgot to get her number and when I tried chasing after her to get it I ended up losing my passport (thats my I.D for getting into clubs) so I'm basically fucked for the next few weeks, unless places accept my student I.D, plus I think a new passport is around €80
My standards for drink have lowered bigtime over the last few months, I'm now on the Strongbow and because its cheap in club I'm on the Miller now too, but my favorite drink would be Bulmers and for spirits it would be Sambuca
If you really wanna get hammered, try drinking Jackomeister (Like a Jagerbomb, except you substitute Red Bull with Jack Daniels) a few shots of that will blow the head off ya!
The joys of being 19 and unemployed in Ireland!
Same sword they knight you they gon' good night you with
Sh.., Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, see Malcolm
You see Biggie, see Pac, see success and its outcome
See Jesus, see Judas; see Caesar, see Brutus
See success is like suicide
Suicide, it's a suicide
If you succeed, prepare to be crucified[/i - Jay-Z
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