Most Unique Punchline/Metaphor Rapper.

[classthe_king]

@Zu, honestly I only liked a couple of those.

To each their own. A lot of his punches have references to certain things like Sports, current events, etc. Maybe you just don't like that.. Dunno.

Maybe I just didn't get them. The accapella one and the brady bunch ones were genius though. Most of them were just boring to me. When you're in your battle mode I think you write better punches then those.

[PSU_111]

But yeah, in terms of punchlines that use metaphors/similes, Lil Wayne


"Swagger just dumb, call it Sarah Palin / If you niggas fly then I must be parasailin"

"Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the shit. Got these other haters pissed, cause my toilet paper thick"

"I can get a hundred thousand up in these jeans / big stacks, my pockets on creatine"

"Dropped my best shit like the Cowboys dropped Owens"

"In the Porsche 911 like emergency cars"

"Women kickin it with me like Nomar Garciaparra"

“I smoke mad weed/I’m on my high horse"

“You can’t be broke and happy / So me, I’m mad rich”

"Put a dick in their mouth so I guess it's fuck that they say"

"Like a circle of knives, I got the sharpest flow around"

"I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline"

"I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair"

"New Orleans nigga, I get superdome"

"I'm in the way you can't pass like Aaron Brooks"

"Wet pussy in my cabin, more bitches than a pagaent / I keep a house full, nigga call me Bog Saget"

"I'm all over this ice cream beat like Sprinkles"

"We the mothafuckers like MILF my nigga"

"I be all over the bread like sesame seeds"

"How come you talkin out your ass but ain't got shit to say?"

"Keep it dirty like I'm lying in a ditch / Like Eli I'm from New Orleans but I'm a Giant in this bitch"

"1 2 3 way, 4 4 makes 8 / 9 times outta 10, it's an 11 or a 12 gauge / Friday the 13th, that's the day that hell raise / But y'all boys too weak, like 14 days"

[classthe_king]

But yeah, in terms of punchlines that use metaphors/similes, Lil Wayne


"Swagger just dumb, call it Sarah Palin / If you ***** fly then I must be parasailin"

"Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the shit. Got these other haters pissed, cause my toilet paper thick"

"I can get a hundred thousand up in these jeans / big stacks, my pockets on creatine"

"Dropped my best shit like the Cowboys dropped Owens"

"In the Porsche 911 like emergency cars"

"Women kickin it with me like Nomar Garciaparra"

“I smoke mad weed/I’m on my high horse"

“You can’t be broke and happy / So me, I’m mad rich”

"Put a dick in their mouth so I guess it's fuck that they say"

"Like a circle of knives, I got the sharpest flow around"

"I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline"

"I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair"

"New Orleans *****, I get superdome"

"I'm in the way you can't pass like Aaron Brooks"

"Wet pussy in my cabin, more bitches than a pagaent / I keep a house full, ***** call me Bog Saget"

"I'm all over this ice cream beat like Sprinkles"

"We the mothafuckers like MILF my *****"

"I be all over the bread like sesame seeds"

"How come you talkin out your ass but ain't got shit to say?"

"Keep it dirty like I'm lying in a ditch / Like Eli I'm from New Orleans but I'm a Giant in this bitch"

"1 2 3 way, 4 4 makes 8 / 9 times outta 10, it's an 11 or a 12 gauge / Friday the 13th, that's the day that hell raise / But y'all boys too weak, like 14 days"

And you honestly think those are the best and most creative

I just honestly CAN'T understand how someone thinks that.

[PSU_111]

And you honestly think those are the best and most creative

I just honestly CAN'T understand how someone thinks that.

Absolutely. And it's not just the lyrics written down on paper.

It's HOW Wayne delivers them. You can to pay attention to HOW he says it.

Wayne uses his persona to deliver them in a tongue-in-cheek, sarcastic way. Most entertaining rapper of all time

[classthe_king]

Copywrite:

"Your plots will fail to stop the Lord
That's harder to pull off than censors on clothes at department stores"

"You're drenched in fear when the veterans near
Never dropped science in your life, except in your freshman year"

"So bring a nine man crew.. after I chew you, they'll be ate/eight"

"Lame teams brains are fried
when I come off the top, like I chose to commit suicide, then changed my mind"

"It took a while to drop the fat shit, sorry about the weight/wait"

"You biters stop tryin to rock
You stayed off beat so long, I mistook you for a retired cop"

"The rhyming vet, the livest yet
drop fly shit like a G-4 private jet"

"You don't want it Holmes. If you a 'G'
You as silent as the one in front of Gnome"

"When writers fed, bite his lead, or we can fight instead
And fuck a can, we open whoop ass by the keg"

"Wanna rip together? Y'all can share the same headstone"

"But I'm ruthless.
I did it with ease like Jerry Heller"

"I ain't even light the spliff yet
and already my eyes are bloodshot like a crips set"

"Still in charge like a cordless phone is dead"

"Only writin four bar verses now. REASON??
Can't get past the fifth line without the crowd screamin"

"Only time y'all spit's when you spittin out semen"

"And like laffy taffy I got a joke on every rapper"



And that was off of TWO songs.

[PSU_111]

Wayne fans have an IQ of 80 or less.

That explains my 2180 SAT score, which puts me in the Top 1% among those who took it

[DƎRDYPK]

them copy punches was like THE SHIT.


those 2 songs are called??

holier than thou & Fire It Up

[classthe_king]

i take back everything I said, Prince Ea is the most unique punchline rapper, no doubt

[KillahBee]

I'll give Vakill a mention

My quotes cockblock throats
'Til MC's unable to respond like I just told a homeless person a knock knock joke

Malicious; tattooed F.U.N. on my dick
For "Fuck You N**gas" while I poke "fun" at yo' bitches

My shit on point like infrared scopes strapped on the ass of homing pigeons

If your honor throw the book at at me, I'm throwing it back full of pubic hairs with the pages stuck together

I nut on CD's and shit on tapes, as far as vinyl go, I'm the last n**ga you'd wanna see working at a fast food joint the way I spit on plates

I'm letting off a thick cream blast
Till the whole planet is sleeping with a well rapped ass
While you playing Dreamcast and sucking so many of these wack ni**gas dicks your mouth's starting to look like a Scream mask

thats from one song that has a lot more punchlines in it

[Verses]

Deffinately Possessed.

[TheKanza]

Wu-tang Clan

[ChinaShopTaurus]

Canibus


"I'm Tha Illest Nig.ga Alive, Watch Me Prove It, I'll Snatch ya Crown with ya Head Still Attached To it..Canibus is tha Type to Fight for Mics Beatin Nig.gas to Death and Beatin Dead Nig.gas to Life"

"Nigga, your rhyme ain't worth six pence
And if you can hear, smell, see, touch and taste
Then you don't need six senses to feel me punch you in the face"

"Ain't a party I couldn't rock, believe that
Ain't a microphone brave enough to give me feedback"

"Vibratin and spinnin, faster than 12-cylinder engines
with nitrogen in 'em, faster than F-1 McLaren pistons
Fast enough to give your brain an aneurysm
cause you niggaz is slower than fat bitches metabolism"

"More lines than a million pair of Adidas
More lines than the bible quoted from Jesus
More lines than a African herd of zebras
Niggaz just ain't fuckin with the cannabis sativa'

"For all you niggas sayin that my shit is sick,
just imagine the 90% of my brain I aint even used yet"

"One of a kind, I got divine chromosomes in me
My sperm'll scramble the eggs in a women's ovaries
Cuz I'm as original as it gets
And I can't respect, niggas that copy like double-decks"

"Startin' problems, bringin' drama regardless
We get our point across like trapese artists without fallin'"

"Lyrically I'm banannas
My toungue moves like Hindu belly dancers performing tantra
I blur your vision like slow-setter speeds on a camera
And get up in that *ass* like colon-cancer"

"Movin at a velocity
That'll break your stop-watch if you're clockin me
My concrete jungle is like Jumanji
But iller than what you seen in the cinema
A five foot eight nigga wit more horsepower than twelve cylinders
My brain consists of twin pentium chips
That's double the clock speeds of a 5-86
And nuttin about my physical matrix is basic
I kick flavor beyond what your tongue is capable of tastin
You'll be so surprised you won't believe your own eyes
It's like explainin color to a man that was born blind"

"If you one of them nigga's that only trust what you can touch
When you see me, give me a pound, and shut the fuck up"

"If I gave you the finger it would be behind the trigger"

"I speak at frequencies dogs have trouble hearing
Canibus is the lyrical version of German engineering"

"They so gassed, if a bitch sucked they dick they'd probably cum helium"

"If you number one then I'm negative two
Basically that means I'm still better than you"

"And every word I utter for hip hop lovers
Will reflect forever like two mirror's facing each other"

"color is vibration. vibration is sound, sound resonates from the mouth. check it out"

"I Hop into tha Back seat of a Cab and rhyme until tha Meter says 9,9,9,9,"

"I Hear ya Talkin But I'm Ignorin, Cuz ya Garbage and ya Rhymes Borin, So keep standin on tha Corner tha Trash man will Collect you in tha Mornin"


"Yall Nig.gas is Wack Rappin over Microphone Feedback, My Intelligence Begins where yours peaks At"

"Now We All Gotta Bone to Pick, Niggas talkin about Frozen Wrist and How Much Dough they Get, Go to War with them like tha Bosnias and Bullshivicks, Put an Umbrella up they asshole and Open it"

"I was bread to let no one eat me/That's why find little pieces of MCS in my feces weekly"

"Canibus remains undisputed whenever booted, I'm strong enough to THROW a bullet faster than a gon could SHOOT IT /and if u try to battle me face to face, I'll bring your career to a stop quicker than anti-lock brakes! Inside the mind, of an animal/who'll beat u to death with a bar of soap wrapped in a towel/I've had it with wack emcees battlin', I'm travelin' with a javelin to stab 'em in the abdomen!"

[MikeNUFC]

I dont find punchlines impressive at all. I find Joe Budden's pretty interesting and some of Chino XL's - not because there clever but they're pretty shocking but apart from that they kinda bore me.

Storytelling and multies are much more impressive aspects of rap IMO.

I find that anyone, if they put there mind to it, can think of a half decent metaphor. Doesnt require as much skill as the aspects I mentioned above.

[ChinaShopTaurus]

I dont find punchlines impressive at all. I find Joe Budden's pretty interesting and some of Chino XL's - not because there clever but they're pretty shocking but apart from that they kinda bore me.

Storytelling and multies are much more impressive aspects of rap IMO.

I find that anyone, if they put there mind to it, can think of a half decent metaphor. Doesnt require as much skill as the aspects I mentioned above.

Half decent metaphors aren't praised. A dime a dozen. Also half decent multies and stories aren't praised. A dime a dozen.

Originality is what separates the good from the legendary in any category.

Chino XL, Vakill, Canibus, Copywrite. These guys will be remembered for punches.
Eminem, Big Pun, Kool G Rap. These guys will be remembered for multies.
Tech N9ne, Jay-Z, any member of Bone Thugs. These guys will be remembered for flows.
Nas, Slick Rick, Immortal Tech. These guys will be remembered for stories.

[MikeNUFC]

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That's a good point. I didnt make mine very well to be fair. Personally I dont find punches very interesting or engaging compared to other aspects of rap. It doesnt take as much skill to think of a punchline as it does to create imagery, a story or a mutlie.