CAPS LOCK THREAD

[ThomasJ]

I HATE HIM,BUT THE ALBUM IS COOL.

[dR3]

[Sam.]

KNOCK KNOCK

[ThomasJ]

WHO'S THERE?

[Sam.]

EEWWWWWWWWW OPEN THE DOOR I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING HOMEBOY

[ThomasJ]

*OPENS DOOR*

[dR3]

GO AHEAD























I ALREADY TALKED TO DRE YESTERDAY

[77o77]

GO AHEAD

I ALREADY TALKED TO DRE YESTERDAY

YO SLIM EVER SINCE YOU GOT OFF YOUR DRUGS YOU GOT ALOT SOFTER

*HANGS UP

[Sam.]

*OPENS DOOR*

HEY DHERE COCK BOY

[77o77]

THEY SHOULD COUNT BACKSTAGE TOWARDS THE POST COUNT....

LOOK AT MY POST COUNT COMPARED TO HOW MANY REAL POSTS I HAVE.
IT SUCKS THAT I DONT CARE TO POST IN OTHER SPAM FILLED AREAS.....OH WAIT..

[dR3]

GO AHEAD

I ALREADY TALKED TO DRE YESTERDAY

YO SLIM EVER SINCE YOU GOT OFF YOUR DRUGS YOU GOT ALOT SOFTER

*HANGS UP

AW NAW YOU DIDEEEEEENT

[Elision]

CAPS MAKES EVERYTHING I SAY MORE IMPORTANT.

[77o77]

GO AHEAD

I ALREADY TALKED TO DRE YESTERDAY

YO SLIM EVER SINCE YOU GOT OFF YOUR DRUGS YOU GOT ALOT SOFTER

*HANGS UP

AW NAW YOU DIDEEEEEENT

[Eminem]
Aight, hold up hold up!
STOP THE BEAT A MINUTE!! I got somethin to say
Dre; I wanna tell you this shit right now while this fuckin weed is in me

(The fuck?!)

I don't know if I ever told you this, but I love you dawg
I got your motherfuckin back, just know this shit

[Dre] Riiight? .. Slim, I don't know if you noticed it
But I've had your back from day one, nigga let's blow this bitch

[Em] I mean it dawg, you ever need somebody offed - who's throat is it?

I KNOW ITS NOT CAPS BUT I DONT GOT TIME TO TLK WITH YOU ALL DAY DR3 (AKA MR NWA AKA STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON YALL BETTER MAKE WAY)...
[Dre] Well if you ever kill that Kim bitch, I'll show you where the ocean is(immitates ocean sound)

[DƎRDYPK]

COME ON MARIO!!
WE NEED 70 STARS & WE ONLY GOT 68!!!!
JUMP MARIO JUMP!!
YOU DON'T GOT TIME TO TAKE A NAP!
THE PRINCESS NEEDS US!!!

[DƎRDYPK]

Its 1986, I'm in the first grade,
I'm workin really hard to get mario laid,
I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy,
Believe me-mario will get that ass so fuck luigi,
Mario really wants to get her in bed,
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head,
He just wants sex - so forget the wedding bells,
Jumping on lil mushroom men and turtle shells.
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways,
Making his move to the end,
Where the final castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher,
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.
All these creatures that attack won't cut Mario slack.
Oh shit, hold on, I’ll be right back.

*Playing game-button pushing*

I’m gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,
It’s gotta be hard to get laid if you’re a plumber.
That’s why I’m gonna work extra hard for my man,
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand.
Mario doesn’t wanna get hit, he’ll shrink,
The princess wont fuck a little kid… I think.
So stay firm and attend to your own,
And eventually the princess will attend to you’re bone.

Chorus *twice*

Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy

Bowser’s trying to get head right now from the princess,
But if it’s up to me that shit'll stop this instance.
Cloud people throwing little spiked animals,
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals.
I heard no body’s yet run in the princess’s oven,
And Mario always says, “Virgins, I love em!”
I hate the Koopa Troppers so I’m gonna run up,
And jump on the back of their shells til I get one up.
I’m gonna keep playing and I’m never gonna quit,
Because some kid at school told me you can see the princess’ tits.
I’m gonna beat it before any of my friends do,
So I can say I put pussy up on Mario’s Menu.
At the end of each level, I jump up and get the flag,
And say to myself, “Another castle’s in the bag.”
I hope Bowser’s ready cuz he’s in for a ride,
And Mario’s serious when it comes to homocide.
The princess is a freak even though she has class,
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass.
I hate the cannons, that shoot at you constantly,
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me.
It’s all worth while just to see Mario smile,
Standing next to the princess, buck naked profile.
So that’s why it’s my crusade to get Mario laid,
Super Mario Brother’s, best game ever made.

Chorus *twice
Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy.

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/benefit/#share