The Corny, Awful & Played-Out Wordplay/Metaphor Thread

[MakaveliTheDon]

Ok, so I've been hearing Drake and Lil Wayne a lot lately since I lost my iPod and in school I have to listen to my friend's iPod as he plays Drake and Lil Wayne over and over again.

And I've heard countless played out, corny, and awful puns and metaphors. So why not make a game about it? lol

Post your own metaphor or post another rappers metaphor. If you want do both

I'll go first:

Lil Wayne - Yes, I'm in the building, you just in the list of guest names,
Mine - I shoot cats up muh'fucka, yeah I'm a pussy killer,

[DƎRDYPK]

i kill the mic like PK's drugs.

[MakaveliTheDon]

I'm a big motherfucker, I'm a grandmotherfucker,

I rapidfire if I blow up like a bitch dick-sucking me on ecstacy,

[MakaveliTheDon]

Ayyo grandma!, you knit G like 50 Cent's group,

I give very good brain like a smart student,

[MakaveliTheDon]

I get mad paper like killing an angry tree

Y'all suck more than leeches on Thank Me Later

[classthe_king]

When we battle I win like if you're asking what time something is

[classthe_king]

Steven's a fruit like he just got bit by Adam and Eve

[MakaveliTheDon]

I can beat him if he trusts me with his dick

[WakeUpShow]

Slappin hoes like i back-handed a rake.

I'm blowing money like i went down on some bills.

[$0 R3@L]

i aint kellogs but im a cereal/serial killer

quick one of me head

[ilovebender.com]

Life is cerial!



and so is Manbearpig.

[MakaveliTheDon]

I'm raw as hell like uncooked meat out of hell's kitchen.

^ i like that one....nevermind

My dick's big, that ain't a punchline, my dick really is big, - Royce

[ilovebender.com]

Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
so the rats can't chew through his last pants

I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him
I'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost
Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls

That is raw, and you all know 'or should know' who'se that is.

[Emadyville]

I'm sick of the metaphors about girls giving good head/brain and all the smart/college bullshit they throw in there to "make it work"

[WakeUpShow]

I'm raw as hell like uncooked meat out of hell's kitchen.

^ i like that one....nevermind

My dick's big, that ain't a punchline, my dick really is big, - Royce

was listening to that song yesterday had me rollin