CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[TheWeirdoIsBack]

Got a rainbow coloured Mohawk bet it could touch that airplane/
To get it to stand up I used five cans of hairspray/
I got proof I'm an anarchist up and down my back/
And just about every other thing in the world I've made it into a tat/
"Dead Kennedies" and "Rancid" "Casualties" couldn't scare me son/
Cause until the day I die I will always be a punk/

Next topic: The smilies on the side of the "Post A Reply" page.

[SgtPepper]

We've got thumbs up, down, facepalms and frowns
all sorts of emotions, Fuck ya'll can keep clown-ing
spit multis with crys, coffee, blushes and beer
only ever use one, use two, you're outing a queer
We've got two face palms for Sac and one lightin' up man,
just for those moments when Sac returns, rants and gets banned
If they can make one sipping coffee and facepalming for two
why not a simple jason mask weilding a chainsaw screaming fuck you?

Next topic:

iPhone 4 reception issues.

[gutawafang]

um, hello? hello? hey, can you speak louder please?
fuck it, I'd rather watch some porn so I could quickly cum out the cheese
fuck this shit man, what the hell's wrong with this phone?
now it's nothing more than a piece of stone
man, I think there's a problem with the satellite
these soundwaves can't past nothing, it's being overwrite
ah fuck, I'm so tired of calling, let's just SMS
oh shit, still the same, no reception, I'm an ass...

next topic: turtles

[Trimss]

You can hate women but listen, don't be gross with a girl,
'cause one of them changed your world,
by the fact of givin' you birth, and she's the woman you love the most in this earth, *
Guess you understood i'm talkin about your mom,
If not you should cuz she could give a condom,
to your dad,and you won't be there so be glad,
that women exists, cuz if not we all would be pissed

* If you're not Eminem hahaah

Fuck it's lame :s.

Next topic : Nerds

[DƎRDYPK]

Imma nerd homie...my friend's don't know me
I talk like a geek for fun...puffing on my stogie
I like video games....especially Skate 2
& if you wanna play online.... i'll fucking rape you
like I raped my palm when i 1st masturbated
I was in my tighty whitey's & I know you bastards hate it
you don't wanna picture me naked...my dick gotta buck tooth
& it's growing so big...it'd probably fuck you
one time a kid stole my seat in lunch..it sucked dude
& I was like "gimme that back or I'll fucking punch you!"
but I couldn't do it...so I sat on the floor
& this kids still bugging me he's asking for more?
I had to eat lunch in the bathroom...it smelt like poo
& then some ass caught me jerking in girl's room
god damnit I'm so damn geeky
I wear my pants high & my voice all squeaky
(don't ask about my random nerd rap about true/untrue things)

next topic: Trshady dot com

[RadicalMGuy]

next topic: Trshady dot com

Though I'm new to TRShady
Man these forums seem amazing
The amount of love for rap is crazy
From 50 Cent to Drizzy
Dre, Nas, Ludacris and Jay Z
Every topic here is fazing
In fact its almost dazing

Next topic: Oranges

[RadicalMGuy]

Next topic: Keys

Keys, take em out cuz its 3 AM, staking out looking for my next victim
Gonna kidnap him before I rip back skin, and then vrin vrin vrin goes my chainsaw's spin
Fuck with me and I'll key your car, listen to me and I'll be your star
On key rhymes'll see doors ajar, my dick'll hit girls V's so hard
And then I'll stash their bodies, in the closet with my cash and shotties
Flash photography not permitted, don't wanna distract me when I hit it
Wait, you're too late, ho, ha, I just did it, now I'm gonna laugh at all you critics
Cuz you don't know what music is, if you bitches be hating on this.

Ehh, I wanna continue but I'll honor the 8 line limit. BTW, I imagine the above as a double time flow if you read it really slow.

Next topic: Lil Wayne

[WakeUpShow]

Weezy made a few classic songs,
but now he's all fucked up from slippin syrup and smokin bongs,
he's autotuned shit now,
he wouldn't get respect if he walked through his own town.
He fell off harder than Gramps off his rocker,
he failed at rap so now he's tryin to be a rocker...
he's only rappin one syllable and only about his guns
not to mention he's irresponsible cuz he's got about 30 sons


Next Topic: Dogs

[Rain Matrix]

I'm about to buy a Wolf, treat it like a sheep and shave it's Wool
go ahead and "pull strings" I'm the one that anchors the Spool
what you think I'm Fool taking sleeping pills in a Pool
hoping one day I'll be Cool enough to play by my own Rules

next topic - historical events

[lilrossy]

welcome to satans bash, this is his work, betta act fast,
hes got a black mask to cover the surface, terror lambaste,
a blast nd a flash, followed by hours of showering ash,
towers crash, swollowed to earth as if hollow when smashed,
but they were packed wit people like u nd I, who never said bye,
now every tommorow spent, head to the sky forever like why,
innocent people died, families torn, as they mourn nd cry,
terroists never forgived, even wen these tears absorbed nd dried.

Next Topic: hip hop in the 90's

[ilovebender.com]

Hip Hop from the Nineties
remind me
of Mc Hammer a lot
if not say hip hop forever say ninety nine forever, stop.
'Pijama time', I don't know...

Next Topic: Not your week

[Willy]

i woke up and couldn't talk cuz of a ball gag/
some small fag walked over and demanded to be called dad/
he grabbed his ball sack smiled and said "this needs to be gnawed bad"/
i thought it was all bad till he pulled out a gun and shot my fuckin knee cap/
it started to bleed bad as im trying to be rash/
but then i he reached fast into my pocket and grabbed my weed stash/
"hey, i fucking need that!" he gave a deep laugh so i hoppedta my feet/
turn into a dragon ate the fucker shit him out as he said "its not my week"/

new topic: hallucinations

[ilovebender.com]

Hallucinations, didn't see that, I did, they couldn't deep that saying how we mad, should had, been placed in the same place that you, have, insane asylum with police hospital written on the towl, and how do you know... That, an hallucination was a way to go, not the way, but, a way to go... Hopeing you don't die with something sharp to your spine, take your eighth, Merry Christmas indeed robbed on Christmas morning from eve lost all your holiday weed, no busses, no rukas because they out number, you with the beef, get roughed up, fucked up and have your clothes left out on the street, hallucinations would be sweet time's served you've heard the worse still go, along with the beat, fuck hallucinations said reality is neat yea sickness is sh*t, still got... Memories in me.

next topic: if you were the president

[stanislavlekarev]

movies stars, constant complaining while they be living the high life
with flash cars, piggy banks full of cash, 2 sluts and five wives
they got it easy, like a student who drives, girls admire
I try pulling chicks on bikes, dissapointed like a license expired
claim to hate the fame, with themselves to blame
cause if it wasn't for the media they wouldn't be a name to slain
but maybe we hate, should understand and choose to sit and listen
the fact is, most of us would wanna be in their posistion

next topic: soap operas

nice lines Cypher, that shit is so true. I couldnt say it better
good post

[CrossJHero]

If I was the president, the world would have no peace.
My whims would make the world go crazy, to say the least.
I feel like I'm out of this, being bored with these issues that don't concern me.
Not gonna help the war or anything, simply because I tell the haters to burn please.
Burn, or I will put you to the f**king stake.
Bring that execution back, I will f**king make.
Me, the most recognizable face in the whole world.

Next Topic: If I Could Do Anything