dead babys!

by **Kurimoto** » Mar 19th, '06, 02:40

of course someone probably already did these but im new so w/e...
whats funnier than 1 dead baby?
a dead baby in a clown suit

whats funnier than 10 dead babys in 1 tree?
1 dead baby in 10 trees

whats red and white and screams when you shake it?
a skinned baby in a bag of salt

finally, the worst of them all, or atleats to some
whats red and crawls up a womans leg?
a homesick abortion

thank you all, im here all week...

by **> Evil _ MoNkEy <** » Mar 19th, '06, 03:36

thats fucked up dude, lol..... well, um.... so much for us havin kids :whistle:

and i dont think neone has dun it b4..... i dont think neone would um..... u know, but...... ya...... im just scared now, lol........ :confusion:

WTF?! i aint even gonna ask :zipped:

by **Hunneh_Buns** » Mar 19th, '06, 06:26

whats funnier than 10 dead babys in 1 tree?
1 dead baby in 10 trees

Thats kinda funny in a sick way

Don't stare at me!

by **AspirinE** » Mar 19th, '06, 15:43

Kids suck, I dont wanna ever have kids lol

by **> Evil _ MoNkEy <** » Mar 19th, '06, 16:41

good for u asp.... but um.... i dont think i asked u.......... who are u talkin to newayz?

by **AspirinE** » Mar 19th, '06, 16:47

> Evil _ MoNkEy < wrote:good for u asp.... but um.... i dont think i asked u.......... who are u talkin to newayz?

lol i though it was great to state my opinon, wen we was talking bout dead babies.

For all i care i can say wat ever i want without asking someone ;]

by **> Evil _ MoNkEy <** » Mar 19th, '06, 16:58

ok... be my guest.... i appologize for me ever continuing stupidity.... if u excuse me im gonna go drown myself in my toilet

by **AspirinE** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:01

> Evil _ MoNkEy < wrote:ok... be my guest.... i appologize for me ever continuing stupidity.... if u excuse me im gonna go drown myself in my toilet

Make sure u catch that on camera, id luv to see that kinda show. Ive heard about a lot of rediculous things, but havent heard about somebody drowning himself in the toilet. :happy:

lol

by **> Evil _ MoNkEy <** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:25

AspirinE wrote:
> Evil _ MoNkEy < wrote:ok... be my guest.... i appologize for me ever continuing stupidity.... if u excuse me im gonna go drown myself in my toilet

Make sure u catch that on camera, id luv to see that kinda show. Ive heard about a lot of rediculous things, but havent heard about somebody drowning himself in the toilet. lol

im sorry.... i tried.... but my head got stuck and i accidently bumped the flusher thingy and gave myself a swirlie :oops:

i just spent the last 15 minits tryin to unclog my own hair with a plunger.... it was NOT pretty :sweating:

by **AspirinE** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:32

> Evil _ MoNkEy < wrote:
AspirinE wrote:
> Evil _ MoNkEy < wrote:ok... be my guest.... i appologize for me ever continuing stupidity.... if u excuse me im gonna go drown myself in my toilet

Make sure u catch that on camera, id luv to see that kinda show. Ive heard about a lot of rediculous things, but havent heard about somebody drowning himself in the toilet. lol

im sorry.... i tried.... but my head got stuck and i accidently bumped the flusher thingy and gave myself a swirlie i just spent the last 15 minits tryin to unclog my own hair with a plunger.... it was NOT pretty

awwwww, u really are a wierdo.

by **> Evil _ MoNkEy <** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:42

YEP! and damn proud of it, lol.... u dont get as weird as me with out years of hard training and practice :sweating:

POWER TO THE WEIRDOS!!!!! :rock:

WORLD DOMINATION!!! :twisted:

WEIRDOS TAKE OVER!!!!!!!! :evil:

by **AspirinE** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:43

> Evil _ MoNkEy < wrote:YEP! and damn proud of it, lol.... u dont get as weird as me with out years of hard training and pracyice

POWER TO THE WEIRDOS!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION!!! WEIRDOS TAKE OVER!!!!!!!!

Unless u havent herd, its me whos gonna take the world over..

Ur best just making aliance with me, and fight for anarchy.

by **> Evil _ MoNkEy <** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:45

Hell ya! ANARCHY....... but hell no! ull never take me alive, lol. NEVER!!! :twisted:

by **AspirinE** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:47

> Evil _ MoNkEy < wrote:Hell ya! ANARCHY....... but hell no! ull never take me alive, lol. NEVER!!!

Y do i have to take u alive, u need a leader that can think straight. From wat i have noticed, u being a weirdo are just not capable of ruling. I do how ever need professional ass kickers in high ranks.

by **Ivy** » Mar 19th, '06, 17:47

That's some sickass shit... :zipped:

dead babys!

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