Punchlines

[BILI]

Speaking of Celph,this is his best bar imo:

Nine irons and three woods, goons with the spikey bats
Ali Baba swords swoosh-shaped in the Nike bag

Its a dope verse actually:

Surgeon General's Warning:
I'm surgically injuring informants to resemble invalid deformed kids
Satan's orphan born force to contort ribs
Expand my land look at what one golf course did
Nine irons and three woods, goons with the spikey bats
Ali Baba swords swoosh-shaped in the Nike bag (damn)
Ask around they say for real "I'ma a rider man"
Ladies love my sniper aim 'plus they like my tiger fangs'
Spiders came, Oh!, from my grave when I rose out
Looked at the sphinx and, I chiseled the nose out
Fo'shizzle there's no doubt, the military unit of the Tibetan black magicians
Is here to make exact incisions
With radioactive equipment
And have you stabbed quick through your cheek flesh like we bass fishing
So crabs listen, their is no ass kissin'
Sloppy with my work, do my dirt with my mask missin'

[ILLMATIC1992]

Speaking of Celph,this is his best bar imo:

Nine irons and three woods, goons with the spikey bats
Ali Baba swords swoosh-shaped in the Nike bag

Its a dope verse actually:

Surgeon General's Warning:
I'm surgically injuring informants to resemble invalid deformed kids
Satan's orphan born force to contort ribs
Expand my land look at what one golf course did
Nine irons and three woods, goons with the spikey bats
Ali Baba swords swoosh-shaped in the Nike bag (damn)
Ask around they say for real "I'ma a rider man"
Ladies love my sniper aim 'plus they like my tiger fangs'
Spiders came, Oh!, from my grave when I rose out
Looked at the sphinx and, I chiseled the nose out
Fo'shizzle there's no doubt, the military unit of the Tibetan black magicians
Is here to make exact incisions
With radioactive equipment
And have you stabbed quick through your cheek flesh like we bass fishing
So crabs listen, their is no ass kissin'
Sloppy with my work, do my dirt with my mask missin'

I was listening to that this morning, i love it when he says "I'm a rider man" and "Plus they like my tiger fangs"

[MikeNUFC]

Eminem's punchlines are shit because they only work one way

Eg: "Every word comes from the fishes ass, in other words I'm a bass-turd/bastard"

I get the play on the word bastard and that he's calling himself a bastard but "Every word comes from the fishes ass" is nonsense on it's own - doesnt make any sense. Yeah I get "fish-arses/bass-turd" but it's not clever unless it works both ways.

Another: "I'm an uncooked slab of beef laying on your kitchen floor, other words I'm off the meat rack"

I get the phrase "off the meat rack" meaning something's good. But the rest is pointless, he;s just rephrased that phrase. Anyone could write that. It's easy

Another: "Stand on my monopoly board, that means I'm on top of my game"

Hey look he's changed the wording of a phrase. Take the phrase, Tthink of a game, literally get on top of it and theres your punchlines

Search for my "Make Your Own Recovery Punchline" thread in Chit-Chat to see people write ones as good as/better than Em's.

Most of the one's the OP showed are good because they work both ways.

[mcZu]

Eminem's punchlines are shit because they only work one way

Eg: "Every word comes from the fishes ass, in other words I'm a bass-turd/bastard"

I get the play on the word bastard and that he's calling himself a bastard but "Every word comes from the fishes ass" is nonsense on it's own - doesnt make any sense. Yeah I get "fish-arses/bass-turd" but it's not clever unless it works both ways.

Another: "I'm an uncooked slab of beef laying on your kitchen floor, other words I'm off the meat rack"

I get the phrase "off the meat rack" meaning something's good. But the rest is pointless, he;s just rephrased that phrase. Anyone could write that. It's easy

Another: "Stand on my monopoly board, that means I'm on top of my game"

Hey look he's changed the wording of a phrase. Take the phrase, Tthink of a game, literally get on top of it and theres your punchlines

Search for my "Make Your Own Recovery Punchline" thread in Chit-Chat to see people write ones as good as/better than Em's.

Most of the one's the OP showed are good because they work both ways.

This reminds me, I promised you to post the overused punchlines, in rap, off of Eminem's album. Tottaly forgot about that... You still want to know? I'll have to view the lyrics first, though..

[MikeNUFC]

^Yeah I'd be interested in that actaully. Totally forgot about it.

[mcZu]

Alright, I'll try to skim through the lyrics tonight and see if my ears didn't decieve me. I'll also try to post the rapper(s) who used it before Em did.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

people will still bitch

[Shadizz]

people will still bitch

Again and again bro

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Um, I've already made a thread talking about his punchlines...it's my theory on why he's doing them so much, but it's also about punchlines in general, so you should definitely post your opinions in my thread

do you want a fucking medal?

Yes
Do you want one for being a fucking dipshit? Mind your own goddamn business, I wasn't talking to you. Is it my fault that people are stupid as fuck and post the same threads that have already been made? No. I was simply letting the OP know what was up, and then you butted in

You didn't have to be a fucking dick about it, making me be a dick in return. Fuck you, and please do drop dead

[petey]

stan is butthurt lol

[classthe_king]

Celph Titled is hilarious at punchlines. I could go on for days posting his punches

[petey]

Celph Titled is hilarious at punchlines. I could go on for days posting his punches

post it, lets see how they stack up against ems

[ILLMATIC1992]

Celph Titled is hilarious at punchlines. I could go on for days posting his punches

post it, lets see how they stack up against ems

"When you hear the 'click' your clique run quick, dick/
We transportin' handguns in minivans; that's the pistol whip"

"If this industry's a movie, I'm the starrin' actor/
You're an assistant for the intern of the back up gaffer"

"Load them hammers in the car before I bust back/
Crash a bike in your face, and leave you with a handlebar mustache/
Celph Titled fell off? What made you think that?
I came here to downsize the game: no CD's, just shrink wrap"

"And I'm so raw, I make everything in the freezer look well done/
Celph Titled is hell son, psychopath with a welding fun"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaNZiWWned0

Have a listen to that, got some of his bet features like.

[KillahBee]

Celph back in the mid 2000's was an absolute punchline beast

"The Bruce Willis of rap, I've got "Die-Hard" fans"

"Go ahead and try to hide them secrets, what you gon' do?
So as your casket drops, they'll have plenty of dirt to dig up on you"

"After that sex change, I guess you not the man now
Cut off your arms, you the best MC - hands down"

"My gun'll make you levitate; in the streets - I'm David Blaine"

"Deranged and insane, put you in a burgundy tomb
I got you callin' 9-1-1 in the emergency room"

"Military action, send in the regime
At my shows, we sell ammo in vending machines"

those are just from ONE track

[BILI]

Celph Titled is hilarious at punchlines. I could go on for days posting his punches

post it, lets see how they stack up against ems

Its not like you could even understand them.First you need to learn what a bar and line are.Then I`ll teach you some more about Hip-Hop.

It`ll be hard for me to teach you since you`re that slow,but I`ll give it a shot.