Sugar Gliders:
Sugar Gliders are very docile creatures and can be let loose in the house to play. They can be trained to come when you call them. The cool part is that they actually glide. They're like flying squirrells, they will climb up curtains and stuff then jump off across the room.. How fucking cool is that? Although, you need 2 of them to keep them happy. Relatively cheap to take care off, but require lots of attention.
Snake:
I've narrowed the snake option down to two different snakes.
Either A: Corn snake
Or B: Boa. Specifically a brazilian rainbow Boa
Snakes are badass pets. They require little in the way of care and only need to be fed once every 2-3 weeks when they are adults. They live 15-30 years on average. Most captive snakes are docile and rarely bite, so they can be handled quite regularly. I'm leaning toward a snake. The only problem is that most women don't like snakes.
Exotic Cat:
Exotic cats are one thing: Women Getters. What kind of woman isn't interested in a fucking cheetah? Well, it's not a cheetah, but it's a cerval. It's from Africa and costs about $2 grand. This would be the most expensive pet, but would probably be one of the coolest EVER. They're exotic, but you don't need a permit for them. They stand about 4 - 5 feet tall on their hind legs, and about 2-3 on all fours. They are just like regular house cats, except they need a lot more attention and a little more care. Their food and vitamins would only run about $200 a month. Not too bad.
Overall I'm leaning toward a snake. But I'm not sure. The problem with a cerval is the fact it pisses everywhere. but they're fucking awesome looking. A Snake is cool and requires no maintanence. Possibly down the line I could get one more out of the three but right now I'm focused on one and I'm not sure which one to get.
how about a dog
actually, i want 2 of them right now! how much would that cost plus food?
