The 12 Fuck You's Of Facebook

by **toxicbuffy** » Nov 26th, '10, 23:22

Fuck You Number ONE

OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON FACEBOOK. ITS NOT LIKE FACEBOOK IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ARSE.

Fuck You number TWO

There is NO SUCH THING as a FACEBOOK Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.

Fuck You number THREE

To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic

Fuck you number FOUR

Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're fucking stupid.

Fuck you number FIVE

NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded

Fuck you number SIX

Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 8'.
Who cares?!?
ITS fACEBOOK!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!

Fuck you number SEVEN

Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
arsehole.

Fuck you number EIGHT

girls in year's 9/10/11 who have FACEBOOK and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming FACEBOOK for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before FACEBOOK,
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!

Fuck you number NINE

If you open a MESSAGE OR SPAM and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb

Fuck you number TEN

FACEBOOK was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your wasted ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.

Fuck you number ELEVEN

People who send you a million fucking application invites. Like fuck off I dont want to be part of your goddamned zombie army or join your gay hockey fantasy pool. Lay the fuck off!!

And finally

Fuck you number TWELVE

Stop Making groups saying facebook will shut down in 20 days if a million people don't join. LIKE HOLY FUCK, GET A LIFE

http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=216811361772&v=info