Facts:Hitler didn't kill the jews my cock did when i slapped it out

He nicked your mums curtains
If Lello and DA jumped at the same time, Jesus would fall out of his cloud.
DA's toilet at home is made out of metal, He has a habbit of breaking the glass ones
DA's house used to have two floors upwards.. it now has 76 floors going underground since DA brought Lello round to play with his action men.
If DA was to clench his ass cheeks whiles having a poo he would get his ass jammed in the toilet causing the toilet to break unless the toilet was made out of near unbreakable material