New Around Here

by **EverythingShady** » Dec 27th, '10, 16:47

yo whats up
my names joel and i just started using this site, well cause rap is the shit
im not very good at it but i like to just throw rhymes into my phone when i gotta walk places and shit haha
so hope you like this. give me your honest oppinion, if i should get the fuck away from rap let me know! haha ite..

this is just a few lines about this douche i know haha..

Married To Facebook

Your whole life is based on a page
You go on that shit at least twice a day
Interested in women? What a lie
Everyone knows you like it from behind
The kills you've collected prove your a fag
Everyone of them should have used a paper bag
Its pathetic how much life you have wasted,
If I had your parents money my name would be greatest,
I'd move outta the basement
And start my own life
But your just a queer who won't take a wife
You need to grow up, your no longer six
Vaginas aren't funny there made for my dick
You announce a blow job to the entire class
I feel bad cause that's probably your last
This word pad isn't long enough to list all your offenses
Everything you do is stupid, its a part of your senses

This is about my girlfriends best friend april... the dumbest bitch ive ever had to put up with haha...

A Song for April

(Chorus)I know this bitch that's named after a month.
She eats dick and swallows cum like its lunch.
Her cousins boyfriend enjoyed her as brunch.
Shell fuck you over but that's just a hunch.
She sniffs coke and drinks beer everyday.
Don't take much to get her to open her legs.
She'll even fuck you when she's on her rag.
Have to spend hours in the ER, show the white flag.
You fool around, bust a nut, catch the herpes and bail
to late, no sending back bills once you open the mail

VERSE 1. Shoulda listened to me a few rhymes ago
Surrender your shit its time to go
She's a door knob, this I learned
Step right up everyone gets a turn
Its gonna be hilarious next september
Shell pop out a kid and will quickly remember
The weekend she forgot to tell him to wrap
This kid willl be fucked, already hooked on smack
These insults are too easy their just rolling off my dome
Like the time she went from kenzie to ads to jerome
this isn't even a song its just one long verse
Kinda like her being friends with nicole, a curse
That can never be broken till I move away
Or she ODs on cock, can't wait for that day.
McDonalds staff is lucky she isn't far
Bukkake in the lounge, and she's the star
I'm sure shed love it, better yet, open it to the public
Everyone would be getting their fix
And she would be SO happy to see all this dick
CHORUS
VERSE 2. Now this one instance proves her character
She gave the name of her dealer, what an amateur
So now you tell the truth, fucking over biggie
Lieing can't be that hard just pretend that its kenzie
You think I'm mean? Talking all this shit
You clearly haven't met this bitch
You could see her for the first time in the street
Just drop your drawers, present your meat
She's fucked more guys then cats have lives
Sucked more dick then the globe trotters got tricks
So let me ask you again if you think I'm mean
Would you go to a different country fuck your cousins boyfriend then leave?
CHORUS
VERSE 3. She says she's a christian, just my luck
I have to put up with another of these fucks
Must be something bout this made up religion,
but my two least liked people are in that world livin.
Bob and april, the most fucked up pair
They should run away and be the perfect love affair
Twat 1 and twat 2
Together at last
Any other freakshows completely surpassed.

Now that I got all this shit off my mind
I can forget about the bitch, and its only a matter of time
Till nicole is revealed her true identity
The biggest backstabbing whore of modern day century
there's no doubt in my mind that its only going to take a few more lines,
for nicole to hate her for who she is, get sick of her shit, move on from this

Religion eh?

The romans had it right, bannin christians.
Maybe if they woulda won we wouldn't have to listen
To all these fake stories and lies
Constantine saw what? That's fuckin unwise.
If you think I'm falling for the ten commandments
You must be fuckin crazy, listen, understand this.
The egyptians had the stories all written on stone
And once Constantine successfully captured the thrown
All they had to do was keep the public in line
We'll make ten rules that will keep peace just fine
But the public didn't know what had just started
The end of the roman empire, fuckin retarded
The most successful empire to ever strive
Is now turned to shit, completely deprived
People were now good, turn the other cheek
now roman men were made pussys and weak

So I can't really freestyle, just isn't my thing
I can't hardly rap and I can't fuckin sing
I'm just puttin down lines, to get my point across
Jesus is fake, no point for the holocaust

So yee, this is my religious rap
Tryin to bring an end to this religious crap
How can we all be right?
If were thinkin different shit
Sounds to me like a blood who thinks hes a crip
Muslims vs christians. Jews vs the world
Excuse me everybody.. I just fuckin hurled

stay off the blow kids... lol
Cocaine!
This shit be one for the ages
My words are contagious
This shits addicting like that shit you be sniffing
Your heads distorted
Brains mushy like porridge
I could smoke pounds of weed
Still have a better grasp on reality
Get off the blow it isn't worth it
This sluts fuckin with your mind
Her only purpose

I love Weed and Rap!

I love weed and rap
So smoke another dime get this ro-om hazy
I love weed and rap
So smoke some more things will get crazy

I'm Sure you understand
What I previously stated
I love rap.
and getting faded
Women on my dick and brains to brag
Bust out my nine, and shoot at a fag
But there's more important things
Then greens and bitches
Makin bills, and gettin riches
Like what about family? Peace and love
aw fuck that shit, I think its made up

My Dad? (eminem - my mom beat)

My dad, likes big balls, and lots of cock
That's why I am like I am cause I'm his spawn
Yah I hate, faggots, and christian fucks,
I would be honored, if you asked me, to blow them up

Uh, every since the age of 6
My dad has turned me into a fuCkin lunatic
This doesn't sound right, but needs no correction
I wish we were sent in opposite directions
He's a bitch. That loves god and jesus
But he's a fuckin ass I can't believe this
Locks up the house so I can stand in the cold
Aww grow some balls its only 20 below
As you are now, un-educated
To his selfish ways and how much he is hated
He thinks he's perfect, king of all lords
But really he's just a cunt. Stupid and poor
My stomache grumbles and my fists clench
Make one wrong move and I'll dig a trench
To bury your bones n your pathetic flesh.
I've been dreamin all night to make his face a mess

thanks for reading, let me know, peace!

by **gvdz** » Dec 27th, '10, 16:52

Welcome,
you have some good lines :8)

by **EverythingShady** » Dec 27th, '10, 17:43

gvdz wrote:Welcome,
you have some good lines

thanks man!

by **Sam.** » Dec 27th, '10, 17:54

Dope as fuck boy!

by **embm** » Dec 27th, '10, 20:42

have fun

u gona be famous 1 day

by **dR3** » Dec 27th, '10, 23:36

Welcome dudeson.

by **EverythingShady** » Dec 28th, '10, 03:04

MCSam wrote::worship:

Dope as fuck boy!

thanks bro!

by **EverythingShady** » Dec 28th, '10, 03:05

embm wrote::wave: have fun

u gona be famous 1 day

hahaha no chance

but thanks man! :8)

by **EverythingShady** » Dec 28th, '10, 03:06

dR3 wrote:Welcome dudeson.

thanks bra!

by **mdemaz** » Dec 28th, '10, 03:08

Sup brah! Dope rhymes man. Enjoy your stay. :y:

by **EverythingShady** » Dec 28th, '10, 03:30

mdemaz wrote:Sup brah! Dope rhymes man. Enjoy your stay.

thanks man!

by **biterph0bia** » Dec 28th, '10, 04:43

EverythingShady wrote:My dad, likes big balls, and lots of cock
That's why I am like I am cause I'm his spawn
Yah I hate, faggots, and christian fucks,
I would be honored, if you asked me, to blow them up

Lol