Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

[Wreck]

To you? Could be about anything, raping something, death, making fun of someone, something nasty, etc.

[VenomBlackViper]

Well its like your asking for my favorite Em lines lol. Heres one that comes to mind for now, but he has a shit ton.

Yo.. I'll fuckin.. I'll..
I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
And force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
You'll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you
(Bitch!) I ain't no fuckin G, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
To fill it full of explosive gasses
And close it back with a lit match in it
While I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes

[Norway kills]

Don't go mistakin' me for a Mogul, I'm more like Fogle
McLovin' McDonald's McMuffin
Breakfast burrito's, Frito's, Cheeto's, Dorito's, Tostito's
That'll be the only thing I feed hoes

[VenomBlackViper]

Don't go mistakin' me for a Mogul, I'm more like Fogle
McLovin' McDonald's McMuffin
Breakfast burrito's, Frito's, Cheeto's, Dorito's, Tostito's
That'll be the only thing I feed hoes
I wear speedos
And look through peepholes to see freakshows
Watchin' bitches with six fingers and three toes, deepthroat a she goat while hitting a C note

Fixed

[Dani911]

"I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?"

[MikeBett]

Fuck u with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya ---love that shit!

[shadyboymez]

Fuck u with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya ---love that shit!

good one , also

"doin’ the cha cha and the kucharcha with a quadri-plegic, boogieing down to Frank Sinatra"

"who'da knew the buddah do ta me what it's done, such cynicism when there's izm in my system, blunt hypnotism put a spliff up to my lips so, so much on my hands i got to give my kids a fist-pump"

what you know about Buffalo Bill?

[J-Smith]

shove a gerbil in my ass through a tube

[Sofi]

"I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?"

this.

[RainMan44]

I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
........................

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Pretty much most of Relapse

[VenomBlackViper]

They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
Like David Carradine they can go fuck themselves and just die

Hilarious as fuck when you know what he's talking about.

[MikeBett]

someone shut that baby up before i shake it

fuck around, throw a baby at another baby

[Trimss]

I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
........................

You beat me to it, was about to post the same.

[RainMan44]

I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
........................

You beat me to it, was about to post the same.

As I was posting it I was scared that someone would beat me to it.