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Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby Oby One » Jan 1st, '11, 20:05

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh fuck yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fucking good
Disaprin... come from within.
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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby venomous_volatile » Jan 1st, '11, 20:09

"Flavor my favorite graham crackers with JonBenet Ramsey"

That shits fucked :smoking:

And I love it :shifty:
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Seen Em live twice. Thanks Slim.

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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby PhilTh3thriLL » Jan 1st, '11, 20:20

venomblackviper wrote:
Norway kills wrote:Don't go mistakin' me for a Mogul, I'm more like Fogle
McLovin' McDonald's McMuffin
Breakfast burrito's, Frito's, Cheeto's, Dorito's, Tostito's
That'll be the only thing I feed hoes
I wear speedos
And look through peepholes to see freakshows
Watchin' bitches with six fingers and three toes, deepthroat a she goat while hitting a C note
:worship:


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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby timeconsumer » Jan 1st, '11, 20:21

Don't go mistakin' me for a Mogul, I'm more like Fogle
McLovin' McDonald's McMuffin
Breakfast burrito's, Frito's, Cheeto's, Dorito's, Tostito's
That'll be the only thing I feed hoes
I wear speedos
And look through peepholes to see freakshows
Watchin' bitches with six fingers and three toes, deepthroat a she goat while hitting a C note

whats that from?
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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby xxTrigger1989xx » Jan 1st, '11, 20:23

timeconsumer wrote:Don't go mistakin' me for a Mogul, I'm more like Fogle
McLovin' McDonald's McMuffin
Breakfast burrito's, Frito's, Cheeto's, Dorito's, Tostito's
That'll be the only thing I feed hoes
I wear speedos
And look through peepholes to see freakshows
Watchin' bitches with six fingers and three toes, deepthroat a she goat while hitting a C note

whats that from?


I'm fairly sure he made it up lol...
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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 20:24

timeconsumer wrote:Don't go mistakin' me for a Mogul, I'm more like Fogle
McLovin' McDonald's McMuffin
Breakfast burrito's, Frito's, Cheeto's, Dorito's, Tostito's
That'll be the only thing I feed hoes
I wear speedos
And look through peepholes to see freakshows
Watchin' bitches with six fingers and three toes, deepthroat a she goat while hitting a C note

whats that from?




The song that leaked yesterday. "Hello Good Morning Remix" or whatever the fuck that garbage was called.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."




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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby shadyboymez » Jan 1st, '11, 20:27

xxTrigger1989xx wrote:
timeconsumer wrote:Don't go mistakin' me for a Mogul, I'm more like Fogle
McLovin' McDonald's McMuffin
Breakfast burrito's, Frito's, Cheeto's, Dorito's, Tostito's
That'll be the only thing I feed hoes
I wear speedos
And look through peepholes to see freakshows
Watchin' bitches with six fingers and three toes, deepthroat a she goat while hitting a C note

whats that from?


I'm fairly sure he made it up lol...


that's from the just released verse Em spit on Hello Good Morning, except he doesnt say the parts after "That'll be the only thing i feed hoes " that part was indeed made up lol
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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby xxTrigger1989xx » Jan 1st, '11, 20:29

shadyboymez wrote:
xxTrigger1989xx wrote:
timeconsumer wrote:Don't go mistakin' me for a Mogul, I'm more like Fogle
McLovin' McDonald's McMuffin
Breakfast burrito's, Frito's, Cheeto's, Dorito's, Tostito's
That'll be the only thing I feed hoes
I wear speedos
And look through peepholes to see freakshows
Watchin' bitches with six fingers and three toes, deepthroat a she goat while hitting a C note

whats that from?


I'm fairly sure he made it up lol...


that's from the just released verse Em spit on Hello Good Morning, except he doesnt say the parts after "That'll be the only thing i feed hoes " that part was indeed made up lol


Well, yeah, I knew that lmao. I should have added from "I wear speedos" down, my bad
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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby Devil'sAdvocate » Jan 1st, '11, 20:42

He's raping me, she tries to scream, somebody please get him off me
He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny
She's scraping me, she's fighting me, she's scratching like some dumb freak
Escaping me, no die she see, I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan gee, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties

:worship:
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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby xxTrigger1989xx » Jan 1st, '11, 20:55

Devil'sAdvocate wrote:He's raping me, she tries to scream, somebody please get him off me
He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny
She's scraping me, she's fighting me, she's scratching like some dumb freak
Escaping me, no die she see, I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan gee, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties

:worship:


One of the more fucked up parts of Relapse :worship:
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Word on Satan, as I drop, fall to my knees before this Quija board and I pray
Now I lay me down to sleep
I do this shit in my sleep, I’m sleepin' now, imagine if I awake


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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby VenomBlackViper » Jan 1st, '11, 20:56

xxTrigger1989xx wrote:
timeconsumer wrote:Don't go mistakin' me for a Mogul, I'm more like Fogle
McLovin' McDonald's McMuffin
Breakfast burrito's, Frito's, Cheeto's, Dorito's, Tostito's
That'll be the only thing I feed hoes
I wear speedos
And look through peepholes to see freakshows
Watchin' bitches with six fingers and three toes, deepthroat a she goat while hitting a C note

whats that from?


I'm fairly sure he made it up lol...


Yup I was in the zone :whistle:
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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby VenomBlackViper » Jan 1st, '11, 20:57

Geno wrote:Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother,
So how do you feel about having another little brother? :shifty:


I feel great actually. :8)
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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby IrishShady » Jan 1st, '11, 21:27

In 24 hours you made two posts about Eminem's lines!! :o
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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby StoneyLodge » Jan 1st, '11, 21:59

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool

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Re: Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

Postby Liammckshaw » Jan 2nd, '11, 00:08

60 sluts, all of them dyin' from asphyxia after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
:'(
My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?
Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!)
She beat me over the head with the remote control
opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?"
"Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
"Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!"

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