There are bad ones, but you can't see there isn't some good ones, too. Post some of your favorites.
Mine is:
"Now here I come screaming "Attack!" like I just stepped on one!"
^Do you think that was corny or good? lmao
Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 21:12
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by IrishShady » Jan 1st, '11, 21:25
Posted for the millionth time. 
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 21:33
IrishShady wrote:Posted for the millionth time.
Idgaf
Maybe the people who hadn't posted before might want to post here? Wow.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by xxTrigger1989xx » Jan 1st, '11, 21:37
I actually haven't seen this exact topic before, so it HASN'T been posted for the millionth time. This means we can actually take into account his recent features as well
Here's one of mine:
You're operating on all cylinders
Syllables spit like Dillinger's spilling ya guts
I think that's fresh as hell, IDGAF
Here's one of mine:
You're operating on all cylinders
Syllables spit like Dillinger's spilling ya guts
I think that's fresh as hell, IDGAF
Came back to annihilate, the game's in dire straights, as I await
Word on Satan, as I drop, fall to my knees before this Quija board and I pray
Now I lay me down to sleep
I do this shit in my sleep, I’m sleepin' now, imagine if I awake
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 21:42
xxTrigger1989xx wrote:I actually haven't seen this exact topic before, so it HASN'T been posted for the millionth time. This means we can actually take into account his recent features as well
Here's one of mine:
You're operating on all cylinders
Syllables spit like Dillinger's spilling ya guts
I think that's fresh as hell, IDGAF
I like that too, it's got that undergroundish-wicked feel to it.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by mdemaz » Jan 1st, '11, 21:44
"Like a dope fiend opening up a bottle of dopamine he goes to get the rope to your throat he can choke anything."
I dunno it just sounds so epic the way it's said..
I dunno it just sounds so epic the way it's said..
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 21:46
mdemaz wrote:"Like a dope fiend opening up a bottle of dopamine he goes to get the rope to your throat he can choke anything."
I dunno it just sounds so epic the way it's said..
That was a dope cypher
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by EminemBase » Jan 1st, '11, 21:56
Well, two of the best on Recovery =
I'll be nicer to women when Aqua Man drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming
and...
Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?
I'll be nicer to women when Aqua Man drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming
and...
Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by EMINƎMShady95 » Jan 1st, '11, 21:58
One of my favorites off of Recovery:
"How you douchebags feel knowing you're disposable.."
"How you douchebags feel knowing you're disposable.."
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by xxTrigger1989xx » Jan 1st, '11, 21:58
EminemBase wrote:
Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?
Ah, fuck, I forgot all about that one...dope line
Came back to annihilate, the game's in dire straights, as I await
Word on Satan, as I drop, fall to my knees before this Quija board and I pray
Now I lay me down to sleep
I do this shit in my sleep, I’m sleepin' now, imagine if I awake
Props to randomgirl for the sig.
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 21:59
EminemBase wrote:Well, two of the best on Recovery =
I'll be nicer to women when Aqua Man drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming
and...
Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?
I like the first one, but I don't quite understand the second one.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by xxTrigger1989xx » Jan 1st, '11, 22:00
RainMan44 wrote:EminemBase wrote:Well, two of the best on Recovery =
I'll be nicer to women when Aqua Man drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming
and...
Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?
I like the first one, but I don't quite understand the second one.
Pyramids, circles, square
All are shapes, and he's saying that he's basically better than all the wack lyricists
Came back to annihilate, the game's in dire straights, as I await
Word on Satan, as I drop, fall to my knees before this Quija board and I pray
Now I lay me down to sleep
I do this shit in my sleep, I’m sleepin' now, imagine if I awake
Props to randomgirl for the sig.
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by OMEGA » Jan 1st, '11, 22:00
I cum back like nut in your spine
BRILLIANT.
BRILLIANT.
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 22:01
Omega wrote:I cum back like nut in your spine
BRILLIANT.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 22:02
Oh also what do you guys think about the "ATTACK/A-tac" line and the "I'll slaughter you//I put that on everything like everyone does with auto-tune."
I think those are ill.
I think those are ill.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
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