Most Fucked Up Em Line(s) Ever

by **Wreck** » Jan 2nd, '11, 00:34

"and hailey's getting so big now, you should see her she's beautiful, but you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral (haha)"

most fucked up line I think to me. 2nd would probably be most of the lyrics in Insane.

by **BigBangBazinga** » Jan 2nd, '11, 00:38

Wreckless Music wrote:"and hailey's getting so big now, you should see her she's beautiful, but you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral (haha)"

most fucked up line I think to me. 2nd would probably be most of the lyrics in Insane.

What? Never noticed the laugh :confusion:

by **Wreck** » Jan 2nd, '11, 00:38

venomblackviper wrote:
Geno wrote:Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother,
So how do you feel about having another little brother?

I feel great actually.

IrishShady wrote:In 24 hours you made two posts about Eminem's lines!!

What?

by **Wreck** » Jan 2nd, '11, 00:40

Shadyfreak wrote:
Wreckless Music wrote:"and hailey's getting so big now, you should see her she's beautiful, but you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral (haha)"

most fucked up line I think to me. 2nd would probably be most of the lyrics in Insane.

What? Never noticed the laugh

Yeah that makes it even worst. But then again his mother did and said a lot of fucked up shit to him, and she said that she wished it was him that died, not Ronnie, so I can side with him over that, but both those lines were crazy when I first heard em.

by **Sekou** » Jan 2nd, '11, 00:44

"I slit my mother's stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months and said
I'm ready now, bitch, ain't you feelin' these kicks, cunt!?"

"Titty-fucking you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles!"

"I'm fixated on asphyxiating and breaking this little chick's neck just like a pixie stick!"

"Sticking my fuckin' foot up a lesbian's crotch / while pedestrians watch!"

These may not be the most fucked up ones ever, but they're definitely fucked up and I love them :smoking:

by **Emadyville** » Jan 2nd, '11, 00:57

RainMan44 wrote:I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time

actually a good one

by **EminemInsider** » Jan 2nd, '11, 00:58

"But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't passed yet
A couple more years, that shit'll be Illmatic"

by **Sekou** » Jan 2nd, '11, 00:59

EminemInsider wrote:"But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't passed yet
A couple more years, that shit'll be Illmatic"

Yeah, that is really fucked up. One should never, I repeat, NEVER mention Illmatic and Encore in the same sentence. Oh shit. What did I just do? :zipped:

by **Emadyville** » Jan 2nd, '11, 01:17

Miller1121 wrote:
venomblackviper wrote:They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
Like David Carradine they can go fuck themselves and just die

Hilarious as fuck when you know what he's talking about.

He is the guy that was found dead hanging naked in his room right?

I believe so yes :shifty:

by **I'mShadiest** » Jan 2nd, '11, 01:18

Mine favs were always the early Slim Shady...

"Mics get sandblasted
Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid... :confusion:

....Fuckin' felon, headed to hell in a handbasket :laughing:

Talkin' shit will get you, your girl and your man blasted
Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran plastic" :confusion:

"It was predicted by a medic
I'd grow to be an addicted diabetic
Living off liquid Triametic" :worship:

by **buffalo bill** » Jan 2nd, '11, 01:18

Liammckshaw wrote:60 sluts, all of them dyin' from asphyxia after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup

Love that one :laughing:

It's so.. absurd.

by **EMINƎMShady95** » Jan 2nd, '11, 01:22

Put Christopher Reeves on a
Unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him
Right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man?

When i first heard it i was like :confusion:

by **cityfan31** » Jan 2nd, '11, 01:58

'dig a foetus out with a wire hanger then digest her'

Might not be the exact words but I can't even speak those words outloud when I'm listening lol

by **Ethos** » Jan 2nd, '11, 02:22

"What you think this is a big joke? There's a four year old boy laying dead with a slit throat! In your living room (haha)"
:smoking:

by **VenomBlackViper** » Jan 2nd, '11, 03:13

Miller1121 wrote:
venomblackviper wrote:They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
Like David Carradine they can go fuck themselves and just die

Hilarious as fuck when you know what he's talking about.

He is the guy that was found dead hanging naked in his room right?

He was choking himself while masterbating and ended up hanging himself by mistake. Those pictures were :laughing:

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