Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back

[Master Chief]

The batman line & the antidisestablishmentirianism line > *

[mdemaz]

"Need I remind you that I don't need the fucking swine flu to be a sick pig?"

Dope line

[slimsoxshady]

my fillet are smoking weed, yea faggot the steaks/stakes are high

[Master Chief]

my fillet are smoking weed, yea faggot the steaks/stakes are high

This one too.

[WakeUpShow]

Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain.

[VenomBlackViper]

He'll just take your punch lines and snort 'em

They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
Like David Carradine they can go fuck themselves and just die

So go to hell and build a snowman girl

I'll kick a bitch in the cunt, 'til it makes a queef and sounds like a fuckin' whoopee cushion

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuevo, first I kiss your navel
Work my way down, baby you can lay down on the table

The opposite of what you are like, you're a microcosm
Of what the fuck I am on the mic, I am awesome
And you are just awe struck, she's love stricken, she's got her jaw stuck
From suckin' my dick, aww fuck...

He ain't given them shit, he says he'll pinch a penny so hard
He'll leave a bruise on the bronze so dark you can see the mark
With the scars, till Abraham Lincoln is screaming out AHH



And these are just some of the ones not mentioned from a few songs on Recovery alone, he has way more good punchlines than he gets credit for.

[mdemaz]

I'm not afraid...To take a stand...

[KieranLewisEM]

I'll carry rap 'till my back hurts, sat down, go right back to the chiropractors, get my back right then I'm right back on you bastards

[momentisgolden]

They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
Like David Carradine they can go fuck themselves and just die

That line is so dope! took me 6 months to understand though lol

And these are just some of the ones not mentioned from a few songs on Recovery alone, he has way more good punchlines than he gets credit for

I'm one of those who think the wack lines are so bad (window pane) that he should avoid punchlines. Should i create a new one of the terrible ones or just insert it here

[xxTrigger1989xx]

my fillet are smoking weed, yea faggot the steaks/stakes are high

[shadegirl]

ill piss a happy meal off.

theres a bunch of good ones. he seems he all about punch lines now.

[whiteamerica]

i really prefer eminem not to try so hard with the metaphors and punchlines....... every other line almost is some corny play on words like most of these. some are fairly clever but i'd rather he stick to his story telling ordinary style maybe with a punchline/metaphor here and there. they were overly used in recovery and it makes eminem seem more and more like a mainstream sell-out (eminem has obviously always been mainstream, but more of a skilled lyricist who came in when lyricism still mattered and acquired his fanbase of stans early on). recovery was bad to me purely because it seemed to be an attempt to emulate shit rappers like wayne and drake and the others... production accounted for most of this as the lyricism was still levels above.... metaphors were overused

[BigBangBazinga]

recovery was bad to me purely because it seemed to be an attempt to emulate shit rappers like wayne and drake and the others... production accounted for most of this as the lyricism was still levels above.... metaphors were overused

Recovery bad? I know it's your personal opinion and you're (unfortunately) entitled to it, but bad?

[mdemaz]

Wtf man..Recovery is one of the best albums em has put out..Beat wise it's terrible...But Lyrically nostalgic!
Note that I say one cause there's several others..

[MikeNUFC]

Most of the punchlines posted in here are terrible.