Funny Em Lines (Songs, And Freestyles)

[Wreck]

From songs or freestyles.......

From The Respect My Conglomerate Freestyle

I’m edgy, edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie
If he don’t give me Kim things could get messy
So pass that ass to me, let me squish the left cheek
and pressed against the right one till it’s smushed against me
and leave a dead body in the woods the mc
With the Christopher Reeves beef, we started off on the wrong foot
Or should I say fake leg, made outta wood? I shouldn’t, yes I should
Riding through the hood, I’m chilling with Westwood
I’m quite mellow, a white fellow
My pee is bright yellow, I like jello
I’m like hello To a cute little dike on the mic, I’m kinda like (Iron Mike)

[Rash J]

Bush is pussy
Why the fuck you think his name's Bush?
Puss is bushy

and of course...

Fubba u cubba cubba, ubba yub yubba yooba
Yooba can subbabick my dubbibbadick through a tooba

[Wreck]

Bush is pussy
Why the fuck you think his name's Bush?
Puss is bushy

and of course...

Fubba u cubba cubba, ubba yub yubba yooba
Yooba can subbabick my dubbibbadick through a tooba

Hip Hop aint been the same since 2pac moved to Cuba on us

[Random19]

Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standing by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
And if you care to join me I was about to roll this next blunt
But I dont got no weed no phillies or no papers
plus im a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me

[Wreck]

Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standing by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
And if you care to join me I was about to roll this next blunt
But I dont got no weed no phillies or no papers
plus im a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me

I never knew he said dressed like a sailor in the second bar.

[embm]

yo yesterday i seen this girl from around the way
& she had nice titties & ass
& i said damn i cant let u pass
so i walked up 2 her & said miss
can i give ur asshole a kiss
she said yes she said no
then she said yes but spank me slow
so i did then the next thing u know
she said heres my # holler @ the kid
i said holler @ the kid
i dont understand
holy shit the damn chick was a man

ya i like a girl 2
a girl thats my world
u know the kind that reminds me of a squirrel
cuz she always got her nuts in my mouth
(whoops) i mean her mouth
is what i meant 2 say
i wont put my own nuts in my mouth cuz it wont fit hey
ok so listen 2 what im tryin 2 say
let me rewind & regain my composure......

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standing by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
And if you care to join me I was about to roll this next blunt
But I dont got no weed no phillies or no papers
plus im a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me

As The World Turns!

One of my favorites from SSLP

[Wreck]

yo yesterday i seen this girl from around the way
& she had nice titties & ass
& i said damn i cant let u pass
so i walked up 2 her & said miss
can i give ur asshole a kiss
she said yes she said no
then she said yes but spank me slow
so i did then the next thing u know
she said heres my # holler @ the kid
i said holler @ the kid
i dont understand
holy shit the damn chick was a man

ya i like a girl 2
a girl thats my world
u know the kind that reminds me of a squirrel
cuz she always got her nuts in my mouth
(whoops) i mean her mouth
is what i meant 2 say
i wont put my own nuts in my mouth cuz it wont fit hey
ok so listen 2 what im tryin 2 say
let me rewind & regain my composure......

what songs are these from? I never heard of em in my life. #MadeUp. Jk .

[Slill_Slim_Shady]

yo yesterday i seen this girl from around the way
& she had nice titties & ass
& i said damn i cant let u pass
so i walked up 2 her & said miss
can i give ur asshole a kiss
she said yes she said no
then she said yes but spank me slow
so i did then the next thing u know
she said heres my # holler @ the kid
i said holler @ the kid
i dont understand
holy shit the damn chick was a man

ya i like a girl 2
a girl thats my world
u know the kind that reminds me of a squirrel
cuz she always got her nuts in my mouth
(whoops) i mean her mouth
is what i meant 2 say
i wont put my own nuts in my mouth cuz it wont fit hey
ok so listen 2 what im tryin 2 say
let me rewind & regain my composure......

what songs are these from? I never heard of em in my life. #MadeUp. Jk .

He made it by himslef. The seconde one is from Just Lose It chorus but with other words!!!

[pHiLLip fARkLe]

From songs or freestyles.......

From The Respect My Conglomerate Freestyle

I’m edgy, edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie
If he don’t give me Kim things could get messy
So pass that ass to me, let me squish the left cheek
and pressed against the right one till it’s smushed against me
and leave a dead body in the woods the mc
With the Christopher Reeves beef, we started off on the wrong foot
Or should I say fake leg, made outta wood? I shouldn’t, yes I should
Riding through the hood, I’m chilling with Westwood
I’m quite mellow, a white fellow
My pee is bright yellow, I like jello
I’m like hello To a cute little dike on the mic, I’m kinda like (Iron Mike)

cuz i bite earlobes.

[Wreck]

He made it by himslef. The seconde one is from Just Lose It chorus but with other words!!!

You mean herself. Yeah that's what I figured. They looked like Em lyrics circa 2005/Encore era, but I knew they weren't.

[embm]

yo yesterday i seen this girl from around the way
& she had nice titties & ass
& i said damn i cant let u pass
so i walked up 2 her & said miss
can i give ur asshole a kiss
she said yes she said no
then she said yes but spank me slow
so i did then the next thing u know
she said heres my # holler @ the kid
i said holler @ the kid
i dont understand
holy shit the damn chick was a man

ya i like a girl 2
a girl thats my world
u know the kind that reminds me of a squirrel
cuz she always got her nuts in my mouth
(whoops) i mean her mouth
is what i meant 2 say
i wont put my own nuts in my mouth cuz it wont fit hey
ok so listen 2 what im tryin 2 say
let me rewind & regain my composure......

what songs are these from? I never heard of em in my life. #MadeUp. Jk .

& u call urself stans

both r freestyles from tim westwd show
i thnk 03-04
its wit proof rip
the titles r "canapy" & "i like a girl"

if u want i can email it 2 u

@ Slill_Slim_Shady
r u sayin I made it up?
if so then
im a girl

[VenomBlackViper]

yo yesterday i seen this girl from around the way
& she had nice titties & ass
& i said damn i cant let u pass
so i walked up 2 her & said miss
can i give ur asshole a kiss
she said yes she said no
then she said yes but spank me slow
so i did then the next thing u know
she said heres my # holler @ the kid
i said holler @ the kid
i dont understand
holy shit the damn chick was a man

ya i like a girl 2
a girl thats my world
u know the kind that reminds me of a squirrel
cuz she always got her nuts in my mouth
(whoops) i mean her mouth
is what i meant 2 say
i wont put my own nuts in my mouth cuz it wont fit hey
ok so listen 2 what im tryin 2 say
let me rewind & regain my composure......

what songs are these from? I never heard of em in my life. #MadeUp. Jk .

The first one is from I Like A Girl Ft Proof aint it?

[richard]

hypnotic and redbull, it's an incredible energy drink
and it's givin' me wings, i believe i can fly
when i pee on a girl, you won't catch me CSI!

[Fleka]

They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
Like David Carradine they can go fuck themselves and just die

Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me
And I was just checkin' the mail
Get it, checkin' the male?

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit

till I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig

And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?

So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?