=Dope
=WackIf you can't decide whether or not it's dope, add a comment like "It's w.e" or "It's okay."
"I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head."
"You can get the dick, just call me the ballsack, I'm nuts."
"Might aswell let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, cause I'm just a mean cock sucker."
"Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fucking around."
"Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy."
"These are shoes that you can't fill/ Shit the day that happens the world'll stop spinnin' and Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still."
"So long, til then I drop the fucking bombs like I missed the pass when I went long."
"Homie I'll be nicer to women, when the aqua man drowns and the human torch starts swimmin'."
(I love this, it's some cavemanish shit)"It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah
I'm bananas pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pair."
"But I swear, you try to diss me, I'll slaughter you
I put that on everything, like everyone does with auto-tune."
"Flows tighta, hot headed as Ghostrida."
Fucking sick"Cold hearted as spiderman throwin a spider in the snow
So ya better get lower than Flo-Rida inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole."
(That's pretty low)"Plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about Michael's hair (You're On Fire)." It's whatever
"Brain dead rims, yeah stupid wheels."
"I'll cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill."
"Listen garden tool don't make me introduce you to my power tool." Again, it's okay
"How you douche bags feel knowin' you're disposable?" .....it's w.e
"These other cats ain't metaphorically where I'm at man
I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said "Settle ya fuckin ass down I'm ready for combat man!"
Get it 'calm batman'?"
"Girl shake that ass like a Donkey with Parkinsons."
Funny. Simple, yet funny."Making cash registers shit their drawers."
"I'm an uncooked slab of beef laying on your kitchen floor..In other words I'm off the meat rack."
"Fuck my dick's big
Bitch need I remind you that I don't need the fucking swine flu
To be a sick pig?"
"Does a word search get circles wrapped/rapped around it like you do when I come through?"
"Man, even my Dentist hates when I floss."
"I shoot the gift like I'm hollerin' "Die Santa!"
"Homie, that hood's tighter then Kenny's"
"And I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater."
"I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down
'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown"
"I'm so raw I still need to un-thaw"
WTF where you thinking?"I shut the club down like Drake in the mall"
^Previous comment"You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw"
Previous comment"You got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car" It's okay
"Lately I really, feel like I'm rolling for delph like Philly."
I wouldn't EVEN expect this bullshit from Wayne. Doesn't even make fucking sense. "Fuck the world feed it beans, it's gassed up, if it thinks it's stoppin me."
Embarrassing."And all those who look down on me, I'm tearin' down your balcony."
AMAZING. One of the best punchlines/metaphors he's said."Like a "Fuck You!" for Christmas, his gift is a curse."
"Okay quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap." I used to think this was good, because of the "cut the crap" part. But it's stupid to say "quit playin' with the scissors." Who was playing with scissors, Em?
"I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap."
"You lied through your teeth, and for that
Fuck your feelings, instead of gettin' crowned you're gettin' capped."
"Cause I ain't playin' around
It's a game called circle and I don't know how." It's ok
"It's time to exorcise these demons, these muh'fuckers are doin jumpin' jacks now!"
"Haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead."
LMFAOO this is PATHETIC. LMFAOAO 
"I solemnly swear to always treat this roof, like my daughters and raise it." It's w.e
"I'm strong enough to go to the club or the corner pub, and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the bar."
"I'm cockin' my head back like Ed Lover, "Come on son!"
Simple, but it has this sort of sickness to it."She say's it's quicker to count the things that ain't wrong with you than to count the things that are."
"I'm the logo on the dallas cowboy helmet." It's w.e
"Obama took the bomb from my name." Ehhh. W.e
"They call me Fire Marshall, I shut the shit down."
"They call me a freak because I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat 'em."
"When I'm not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted because Marsh is, not mellow."
"I'm standing on my Monopoly board, that means I'm on top of my game." I still haven't decided whether this is a
or a 
"Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage, where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?" Nothing special, simple, but good.
"And love is evil, spell it backwards I'll show ya."
"I sit on top of you squeezing, 'til I snap ya neck like a popsicle stick."
"Flyer than swatters."
"Theres a storm commin that the weather man couldn't predict,
I start the bug prick, you better flee cause I get ticked."
It's okay"Zero in on the target like a marksman, the target is you
I shut ya lane down, took ya spot, parked in it too."
"That boys hot enough to melt hell, burn Satan too." Ehh
"My filet is smoking weed, yeah faggot the steaks (stakes) are high."
Great."Your pussy lyric, I cunt hear it
Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?" Ehhh.
"But you keep treating me like a staircase it's time to fucking step."
"Word to Johnny Drama, keep my entourage with me."
Only because Em once said "Never ran with a click, I'm a posse." 
"I'm the bee's knees, his legs and his arms."
"I told you I ain't fooling from the gate, this ain't the first day of April!"
Wayne already did something with "fools" and "April." C'mon Em."My love has got you so blinded you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup."
"I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist, they call me Slim Roethlisberger."
"Get murdered like someone took a ketchup squirter, squirted a frankfurter."
"For a gangster you sure did shit your pants when you saw the chainsaw
Get to waving like a terrible towel."
Only because I am a Steeler's fan 
"Get your brains blown out, that's what I call blowing your mind."
"When I come back like nut on your spine." It's alright.
"Now here I come screaming attack like I just stepped on one."
"Game's up, homie, hang it up like some crank calls."
"I'm at your throat like strep."
"Not even Austin Powers, how the fuck are they Mike Meyers." ????
"Now get off my dick, dick's too short a word for my dick
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick."
"Call me the space shuttle destroyer, I just blew up the challenger."
"Like Verne Troyer, y'all are Eminem backwards, you're meni-me's." It's good.
"You're bean bag bullets, you're full of it."
"He says he'll pinch a penny so hard
He'll leave a bruise on the bronze so dark you can see the mark
With the scars, till Abraham Lincoln is screaming out "AHHHHHH!!"
Though he kind of re-used the one about the swing of the liquor bottle I think."They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
Like David Carradine they can go fuck themselves and just die."
"Let me get a stark and raise the bar
Higher than my opinion of these women's been lowered."
"You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game."
"Now you get to watch her leave out the window, I guess that's why they call it window pane."
"You try, it’ll be them doors, on Dre's Phantom believe me clowns, that means suicide homie."
"No we ain’t pumpkins on Halloween but we’ll show up on your porch."
"So Imma fuck til I die, yeah Imma do it to death." FUCKING wack. If I'm right and he's playing with the words "fuck" and "do it", this is so childish.
"I’ma own so many belts, the only place they can hit me is below 'em."
"You just hurt my goddamn feeling, and that was the last one I had."
"'Colt Seavers' on a mule, stuntin' on that ass."
Look it up if you don't get it 
"Get up! Baby get a move on, like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls." Hmm...w.e
"Get your brains bashed in
So bad, you gone have Kurt Kobain askin'
To autograph a blood-stained napkin."
"Get my dick, Google it till it pops up."
"Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette."
"Time I put the "math" back into Mathers 'cause I'm a fucking problem." Alright
"Every last word that you fuckin' fags heard
Comes straight from the fishes ass, Yeah
In other words I'm a Bass turd!"
"All this weak shit, what am I steroids?"
"Bitch I flow like Troy Polamalu's hair, boy." It's simple, but I'm a Steeler's fan, so I enjoy this a little more than others.
"The predicament starts when I throw a brick at your car
The pain inflicted upon you is as sick as Bizarre."
"You can call me R. Kelly now, you're in/urine trouble!"
"So suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow."
"You should, pull over like a sweat-shirt with a hood."
"I'm Kanye when he crashed, in other words I got the hood on smash."
"I stepped on the gas, destroyed the front end, deployed the damn airbags from the dash
Went through 'em and laughed, came back an hour after the accident and bit a goddamn Jawbreaker in half!"
Again, some caveman-ish shit."Why would I buy you a gay ass teddy bear, bitch you’re already bi-polar!" Hmm, I loved this at first, now I'm not quite sure.
"I ain’t into S and M, but my whip’s off the chain."
"Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain."
"I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off."
"I’ma stick it to ‘em like refrigerator magnets."
"Yeah right, still hungry, my ass
You ass-dicks had gastric bypass
Ain’t hot enough to set fire to dry grass."
"Get a knee to the gut, thats the only way I say I "kneed"/need you."
"Try to turn me down, bitch get fucked with the volume knob." Clever lmaooo
"Like a leech stuck in a vacuum y'all, ain't nothin' but a whole lot of suckin’ goin’ on in rap."
That's a LOT of sucking, dawg."Crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain
No oxygen, otherwords there’s no "heir"/air to the throne."
"I should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze."
Reminds me of "Still Don't Give A Fuck" "I came to cock block like a square fucking male chicken."
C'mon Em."There are, enough insults in my head to fill up a swear jar." Okay..
"You'll never see me again, Amelia Earhart." Whatever.
"I don't subscribe to the news or the free-press, but homie I get the paper!" DOPE
"There must've been, a gust of wind
Cause you change your mind every time it blows, and you just changed it a motherfuckin' 'gain."
"Why do I hear the sound of toilets flushing? Some shit is going down."
"Fucking see why they call this bullshit a relationship? 'Cause ships sink." Okay.
"So pretend my dick is a balloon and blow."
"I told these stupid hoes when I come back I’mma set this bitch on fire
and this time I don’t mean I’mma pour gasoline on some chick and light her."
LOVE this."I have no desire stopping, so why would I drop and roll, that’s how much on fire I am." It's alright!
So I guess Em has some sick punchlines, but he's got to not force them so much.
(BTW I SPENT AN HOUR AND A HALF LOOKING THESE UP SO PLEASE POST AT LEAST A COUPLE) lmao
How much time do you have jesus
