Funny Em Lines (Songs, And Freestyles)

[NicoleEM]

@venomblackviperyo what song is that from i can't put my finger on it

[TheRealFatShady]

Look! Two peas and a tripod!

[VenomBlackViper]

@venomblackviperyo what song is that from i can't put my finger on it

First one i quoted was Get You Mad, second one was Nuttin To Do Ft Royce, if you don't know what song something is from just copy & paste it onto google that shit usually works for me lol.

[NicoleEM]

@venomblackviperyo what song is that from i can't put my finger on it

First one i quoted was Get You Mad, second one was Nuttin To Do Ft Royce, if you don't know what song something is from just copy & paste it onto google that shit usually works for me lol.

Nutting to do,that's the one i was looking for ty

[Wreck]

You wouldn't have Two Pack Shaker,"/"No! That ain't how you say his name, mom!You're so lame,Don't you know anything?"/"Yeah!I know that you'll probably go,and join in a gang,"/"Yeah, right. Im out Where's my fuckin' walkman at?"/"Stop cussin' at me!""Shut up, bitch!"/"And quit talking black!!!."
Well,Slammed the door and I'm out,Now, what?It's probably warm in the house./Fuck,I forgot my jacket,forgot it was winter.I'm gettin' thinner,I'm hungry.Is Mom cookin' dinner?"
The whole "Our house" track is hilarious but the first verse always cracks me up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_cjZpKmZVY

That song always cracks me up too, but in a clever way, not in a LMAO kind of way, if you know what I mean.

[IrishShady]

And I don't think that they can really take it, 'Cause I always let my nuts hang, like I was doing push-ups naked

[IrishShady]

You wouldn't have Two Pack Shaker,"/"No! That ain't how you say his name, mom!You're so lame,Don't you know anything?"/"Yeah!I know that you'll probably go,and join in a gang,"/"Yeah, right. Im out Where's my fuckin' walkman at?"/"Stop cussin' at me!""Shut up, bitch!"/"And quit talking black!!!."
Well,Slammed the door and I'm out,Now, what?It's probably warm in the house./Fuck,I forgot my jacket,forgot it was winter.I'm gettin' thinner,I'm hungry.Is Mom cookin' dinner?"
The whole "Our house" track is hilarious but the first verse always cracks me up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_cjZpKmZVY

That song always cracks me up too, but in a clever way, not in a LMAO kind of way, if you know what I mean.

MOM YOU CUT OFF THE SLEEVES!!!




Love that track. When did he make it?

[Trimss]

Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it

This is just so funny. The way he says it hahaha "Den den den dennn"

[VenomBlackViper]

And I don't think that they can really take it, 'Cause I always let my nuts hang, like I was doing push-ups naked

Whats that from?

[IrishShady]

And I don't think that they can really take it, 'Cause I always let my nuts hang, like I was doing push-ups naked

Whats that from?

Bangers freestyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTf1zzr6MfI

[mdemaz]

I think mainly all of his old written freestyles are good to be honest.
They all have that retarded craziness in those lyrics like "Kidnapping the parents and leaving a ransom note for the kids."
It's the formula that all the kids can relate to and wanna make punch lines as crazy as em's.

[VenomBlackViper]

Whats that from?

Bangers freestyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTf1zzr6MfI

Thanks dude never heard that before, you got any details on it (year, where, with who)

[IrishShady]

Thanks dude never heard that before, you got any details on it (year, where, with who)

No problem.Sorry man, I'm not really sure about it's details, I first heard it when i got the I Am Marshall mixtape, but I'm guessing it was made in 2009 or 2010.

[Acid_M]

I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse than
So when Slim gets this M-16 burstin
You gettin spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin
On the B-side of my first single with the clean version

So what, you know about a sweet MC, in the 313
You don't know shit so when you see one flee
You can be Run-D, you'll never be the MC
I'll stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T
I'm sure your bound to agree, a sweet MC crashes the spot
I'll make the roof hot like I was Rock Master Scott
Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory
It's either them or me man, kill or be killed
You will and be sealed your casket closed you still gonna be billed
My facilities filled with fans, packed to capacity
I'll send a rapper back with the crack of his ass shitty
If he's acting soft and he cowers
He better come cleaner then Jeru jacking off when he showers
You flowers got no clout with a thing
You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang
I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's
Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with E's (ease)
Dethrone MC's and I'ma max alone
Relax your dome like a solo from a saxophone
So facts are known, writers get treated with shocks
I rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks
I'm greeted with flocks, of fellow follower's singers
You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their
fingers
But you can bring yours let's see what you got
But don't front and never try to be what you're not
Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
And fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack