Battle rhyme Game (no poetry, just pure hate rhymes)

[DragonzEdge]

Faith man you gotta have a lotta faith to have a name like that
but im the devil imma make your faith somethin to laugh at
now i know if we battle we gon have a tussle
but imma beat your ass harder than Sing in Kung Fu Hustle
I've been beaten and hit, told that i cant amount to shit
I made something outta nothing and im damn proud of it
ill beat you like how i'll beat britney's baby with a shovel
lets raise the stakes, pour it all in, stack it up and make it double
when im done with you, youse gon be like the twin towers.
all in a rubble

somethin i just thought of that i thought would be funny >_>
-Ya Boy Edge.

[Vettori]

Nice man, ok I have to go out right now, But when i come back, expect a lil battle, lolz
I respect the challenge
But I wpnt go easy on you, i will try, But again wont promise nuffin

"Faith"

[Vettori]

You don't no me I have the faith that it takes,
I'm not like about 1 million of half these other fakes,
Now when you chose to battle me, The stakes were Raised,
I'ma rap circles around you, you be trapped in a maze,
I can see in the future, I have an invisioned gaze,
Your winning days are just over, Ull need a four leaf clover
But the qwestion is, Do you have the faith, that you will need
I belive you don't You will never succeed, more liek bleed,
From the Slap you recieve, and the headbut and the knee,
To ur face, It will leave you Throbbing,, evedently,
So, before you try attack me with my own name,
Try to think ahead, You just playin in my game,
Nothings gonna change, Cast all your votes,
Get on your knees and Vote for me
Don't be haters when you make your pledge,
Be honest vote for faith, Fuck Dragonsedge, Ill push him off a ledge,


It's not a huge diss, but all i could do at the moment

"Faith"

[DragonzEdge]

fuck yea i have what it takes
i got more doses than what crackheads intake
my words are more lethal than STD
imma infect your body like HIV
make you slower like you got ADD
got you learnin your fuckin ABCs
all over again
pissin you off faster than wreckin ya Benz
i may be in ya maze but that shit aint phase me
i got an electric drill, your maze cant contain me
Im a uncaged demon, wreckin ya verses like godzilla
my shit i spit is much much realla
your shit is just like G Dubya Bush
shit on paper for people to whipe they tush
in your quest to try to get ass and get laid
ill run up in frunna ya and spray your face with raid
to get rid of the pest right outta the game
like an artist that lost their fame

[Vettori]

Now dragonzedge, (glances from his head to his feet)
I don't like people who like lyin threw there mutha fuckin teeth,
The teeth you surely wont have, after we end this beef,
I act upon request like Keanu reeves in constantine,
Now that was mean, Don't lose your so called Faith or self esteem,
Nothing wrong with that,But your disses are way to clean,
Like H.I.V, And S.T.D, Ima spew yur fuckin blood everywhere,
You be eatin threw an I.V, Ic, everything that goes and comes around,
You go and come on this site, and make yourself a fuckin clown,
Now all of a sudden a few compliments you think ur down,
Your just bound to set a record "eh" Your mister profound,
And no sound, Ur little voice, Ill be crowned,
Your still usin lyrics back when dollars were called Pounds,
Now puberty usually comes at around 13,
But it's ok ur premature eventually,
you will lose the high Honestly sqweeky voice,
To diss back at me again, 100 % your choice

"Faith"

[DragonzEdge]

say what you say but becareful what you say
cuz sometimes shit wont go down your way
I aint 13 so get your facts straight
but i cant expect your brain to think straight
cuz your punk ass aint even straight
my lyrical daggers cut through your skin like
warm knife through butter
ill beat you over the head like i beat that emo cutter
try to make me spray my blood
but cuz, i dont spray blood i spray poison
my poison willl sear your mouth shut to cut out the noise n
whatever shit you may use your mouth for
you say whatever comes around goes around, full circle
i aint need to know that from a rapping Urkel
dollahs still be called pounds in britain
check ya facts and check what you spittin
i aint think im down, bitch i think im up
ill barrage your ass non stop to let you know wassup.

[Vettori]

Hmm. a rhymer or double timer, you sayd straight 3 times,
Not once in are battle have i heard a fuckin descent line,
But let me not say what ill do to you,Lets get into the facts,
such as why do you say the shit you do,I'm just runnin so many laps,
It's qwite pathetic, i seen a flaw in your diss,
did you think i wouldnt notice you copyin forty's shit,
"my lyrical daggers cut through your skin like
warm knife through butter "
I'm sorry you little bitch, did I here such a stutter?
In a couple of minutes i'm expecting to here,
a "wtf are you talkin about" You mutha fuckin qweer,
Man honestly get a dictionary come up with your own shit,
Don't try to get famous off of sombody elses hit,
Like honestly My brain has stopped functioning i'm fuckin appolled,
You just got busted, This was the Diss that made yu fall,
I'm still standin tall
Mr. ABC's 123's i can rap with the alphabet, Blind folded and on my knees,
Your simply just to tidy for me, You cant spit lyrically,
I'm a true assasin, ur just the assasanee, (The assasins prey)

"Faith"

[shadypelkey]

ahahahahahahha dragonzEdge got fuckin killed
lmao on all of em' nice work Faith, I think you made him cry

[DragonzEdge]

edit:i accidentally sent this when i was typin, read the second one..how do i delete this?

[DragonzEdge]

i didnt even read fordie's shit and no i aint cryin
im still standin and you cant be denyin
that runnin laps aint got shit to do with that line
what the fuck is goin on in that empty mind
of yours, oh nevermind the shits empty
you just trynna pull every motherfuckin strings to tempt me
i may have said straight three times in a row but i spelt said right
you illiterate and you try to diss my ass, what a delight.
i aint grabbin texts off no body's shit
thats why i dont read no one's lyrics so fuck they hit
i make my own path one way or another
i doubt you even able to read what you write by the way you spell
even if you do kill me lyrically ill pull your ass down to hell
going against me, you gon make ends meet
shut your mouth bitch, it aint your turn to speak
just cuz I didnt respond in a while doesn't mean i admit defeat
it means i got somethin else to do unlike you
who sits in front of the monitor all day long
lookin at gay porn while strokin your dong
and me cry? i didnt even cry at my grandma's death
what makes you think ill cry over a fuckin rhyme,bitch hold your breath
till your fuckin face turns blue
just like how you looked like when the chicken's chokin you
i aint even cocked the gun and point it at you
and you gon come at me and start some shit?
shut your mouth make it useful and kiss my grits
dont back down the war has just begun
ill keep comin back even when its won

[ThomasAguanis]

^that was good.i thought all of them were pretty good. you're improving each verse you post.

[DragonzEdge]

that was the longest one i wrote, its for Faith and the other guy

[Vettori]

That last diss was nice, But again I g2g out,
Get ready for a comeback aight
and he's right you gettin better bro
SO far im liking this battle im havin fun wif it

"Faith"

[Vettori]

Oh hi again, I honestly liked your little poem,
But I think it's that time of day, You drop the pencil and go home,
As your walkin home, all alone, and on ur own,
I pull up in my hummer, Tintid windows, Wheels of chrome,
You get splashed buy the puddle that i Just drove by,
I stop and go back, "Oh he's such a nice guy"
Hey man whats up, Oh did I get you wet,?
Ok im sorry heres 5 bucks, That should help pay your rent,
As I Drive away, Lookin threw my rearview,
starin back, I wanna cry just lookin at you,
ANd oh shit, "omit" your right I spelt said wrong,
But then again, who in rap uses the word "Dong"
Mr. I rap dong and long, While a spit my "song"
Well mrs. "illiterate, It was a delight,
You can't stop me, no matter when or where we fight,
In the dark, in the park, in the day or the night,
You fly your kite in the storms, while you riding yur bike,
You get striked, and you sizzle, "Fo shizzle my wizzle"
HAHA you can't catch me im the ginger bread manizzle,
So, When you go home, and pay your rent,
Just remember the name faith, he's the one who lent,
you the five bucks just so you could survive,
If it wasnt for me your bitch ass wouldnt be alive,

"Faith"

[DragonzEdge]

Rhythm and Poetry spells out rap
but i highly doubt your ass will know that crap
doubt you even own a fuckin hummer
try ta write fake shit of shit you aint have, what a bummer
matter a fact, doubt you even own a rim of chrome
i always wonder about what the fuck is goin on in that dome
of yours, the useless weight up on your neck
imma roll up all over you when you collect your check
at the shitty fast food place that you work at
ill burn you up faster than pork fat
thats all up fryin on a grill.
turn up the heat way hotter than Brazil.
why you trynna act like you fuckin doctor seuss
if he was alive he'll pull up on you wid a deuce deuce
and what the fuck is up with the nursery rhyme
i thought you was good, your shit be wastin my time
i may be broke and i may be rash
but who the fuck ever said i needed your cash
id rather have my motherfuckin ass whipped before i ask your ass
for any cash or check
motha fucka imma go straight to the point and be direct
ill murder you lyrically if you disrespect