MAYBE, POSSIBLE unheard Em lyrics

[FreeSpeech]

My buddy just sent me these on Facebook, said he got them from another guy on some other forum so don't get all pissy at me if they aren't real, I know just as much as you fuckers.
What he told me:
-They're from a yet-to-be-leaked song, a few people have heard the snippet
-They're post-MMLP, possibly a song that didn't make the cut for TES
-He hasn't heard it, but someone told him the overall sound of the song isn't very serious
-He doesn't know the title, or really anything else

Lyrics:

(Eminem)
Chorus
I’ll be whatever I want
Go wherever they don’t give a fuck
All you sluts just give it up
Kids fill your cups let’s get drunk
(x2)

Attention students:
It’s come to my attention you are far too prudent
Become nudists, crash your cars, and do shit
Your parents have all dreaded for years
Your friends smoke weed?
Fuck that, do heroin, get ahead of your peers
Mary Lynn, why you shedding your tears?
Girl don’t worry about that red in your ears
Just ignore it, take off the edge with a beer
In all my years, an OD ain’t never killed nobody
It’s so funny, as lunch money turns to blow money
Mo’ honeys blow everyday Joes for drugs
This is the America I chose to love
Kids, if your girl gets annoying, just abuse the bitch
Your pops likes your looks, peroxide’ll do the trick
A couple tattoos and earrings, you’ll be cruising, shit
I should sell this shit myself, “Slim’s Fuck You Kit”

I’ll be whatever I want
Go wherever they don’t give a fuck
All you sluts just give it up
Kids fill your cups let’s get drunk
(x2)

It’s apparent that I’m less of parent
Cuz my daughters’ inheritance was made off of all these disparaging
Comments and remarks in my songs
It’s remarkable how you fucking retards are so quick to discard
My discography
As just scarring these
Innocent kids, maybe I should switch to R&B
But honestly, being honest is like a job for me
Why the fuck you think my mom tried stopping me?
Every time I hop in my booth they dropping a lawsuit
And talking on the news how I’m causing the cops to
Have to deal with a wave of bleached blonde bastards
And put me on blast, they just keep on after
My ass, so fuck it I’ll just be more dapper
Wear a fucking tuxedo while I beat on pastors
See, I can be the devil if that’s how you portray me
Display me as a freak show, and then ask why I’m angry
Congratulate yourself, I mean, really you made me
Who’d a thunk Shady’d appeal to your angels and babies?
My label knew that, Doc said my mic had the gravy
It’s insane how they can put a price tag on crazy
I holler “fucking faggots” and go platinum through it
You’re damn right music’s a bad influence
I got the plaques to prove it

I’ll be whatever I want
Go wherever they don’t give a fuck
All you sluts just give it up
Kids fill your cups let’s get drunk
(x2)

(Bizarre)
Hey Katie, I dare you to swallow this pill
Come on girl, your 14, why you a virgin still?
Come get busy with Bizzy, I’ll show you a good time
I got a baggie of acid tabs and a half bottle of wine
Parents love Bizarre, I’m always down for a threesome
Preserving marriages while I get me some
I get so high I get lost in my own house
Humping the couch while I’m foaming at the mouth
D Twizzy stay lighting blunts
We like them fat like we like our sluts
I’m always down to fuck a slut
Niggas know not to mess with the D
If they do we climb in their window and feed their baby ecstasy
Forget Marshall, I’m the fat black Elvis
Signing your daughter’s tits while thrusting my pelvis

[FreeSpeech]

Eh... too much bar-splitting for Primeminem.

Although some lines are good and quite similar to Eminem's style:

I holler “fucking faggots” and go platinum through it
You’re damn right music’s a bad influence
I got the plaques to prove it

Yeah IDK, the bar splitting probably depends on whoever transcribed the lyrics, it may not be as split as it looks. And some things really seem like Em's lyrics, there are a lot of subtle internal rhymes throughout.

And even if it's not prime Eminem, that may be why it's unreleased, assuming (hoping) it's real.

[forgot_about_matt]

Eh... too much bar-splitting for Primeminem.

Although some lines are good and quite similar to Eminem's style:

I holler “fucking faggots” and go platinum through it
You’re damn right music’s a bad influence
I got the plaques to prove it

There's no way this ISN'T real. I'm not sure if we'll ever hear it, but that's definitely Eminem and Bizarre.

[Elision]

Those are actually some pretty dope lyrics

sounds like current shady with the angst of the young shady (the ultimate music artist)

[FreeSpeech]

Those are actually some pretty dope lyrics

sounds like current shady with the angst of the young shady (the ultimate music artist)

Nah I really doubt this is current:
-Bizarre is on it
-He mentions bleached hair
-He talks about getting sued
-He doesn't have any of his wordplay

[mdemaz]

Those are actually some pretty dope lyrics

sounds like current shady with the angst of the young shady (the ultimate music artist)

[VenomBlackViper]

Damn this is pretty fucking dope, if someone other than Em wrote this they better start a rap career.

[Cam_24]

Yeah this sounds just like something Em would write back in the day.

[Rash J]

Hmm seems legit, but I'll believe it when I hear it

[Slill_Slim_Shady]

Sounds like it's legit but i hardly debout it!! I mean c'mon it's too good to be true - to heard a MMLP unreleased song!!!

[Devil'sAdvocate]

that is some funny shit.

[BigBangBazinga]

Damn, dope shit. Don't know the beat and all that but this sounds like something that should've been released!

[Oby One]

dope, but we ain't gon' hear this song, never.

[Acid_M]

I smell BULLSHIT.

[Eazy-GFX]

Hmm seems legit, but I'll believe it when I hear it