Chuck Norris Jokes Thread

by **IrishShady** » Jan 12th, '11, 02:44

Post your best one's here. :flutter:

This should be interesting. :shifty:

Chuck Norris does not sleep...He waits...

by **Master Chief** » Jan 12th, '11, 02:48

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he does pushes the earth down.

by **dR3** » Jan 12th, '11, 02:49

Comedy crib honey. :flutter:

by **IrishShady** » Jan 12th, '11, 02:50

In the beginning we had exclamation marks...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it in the face, we now have question marks.

by **IrishShady** » Jan 12th, '11, 02:52

dR3 wrote:Comedy crib honey.

There's a comedey section?

Would you do the honours? :flutter:

by **Master Chief** » Jan 12th, '11, 02:55

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

by **IrishShady** » Jan 12th, '11, 02:58

Chuck Norris does not read books..He just stares at them 'til he gets the information he wants.

by **Master Chief** » Jan 12th, '11, 03:00

Chuck Norris can set fire to water :shifty:

by **IrishShady** » Jan 12th, '11, 03:09

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

by **Emadyville** » Jan 12th, '11, 03:49

Post a bunch in one post instead of individually posting them :wave:

by **ThomasJ** » Jan 12th, '11, 16:59

Chuck Norris got his driver's license when he was 18 seconds old.

by **IrishShady** » Jan 12th, '11, 18:51

The only person to almost ever out smarten Chuck Norris was Stephen Hawkins...he got what he deserved...

Chuck Norris let the dogs out

by **Unscarred** » Jan 12th, '11, 21:43

by **IrishShady** » Jan 12th, '11, 21:50

^^

by **remy3x** » Jan 12th, '11, 21:50

Unscarred wrote: