The worst article ever written

[EminemInsider]

This has to be a candidate:

http://www.firstofthemonth.org/culture/ ... minem.html



The hilarious part about pretentious, pseudo-intellectual diatribes such as this one is these people fail on the very first premise: That being, they think Eminem isn't brilliant because everything he does sails over their vacant heads. This poor, pathetic idiot wouldn't even know what a "multi" is, yet this person also thinks he is qualified to blather on about this subject matter indefinitely. The whole time, the joke is on him, as Dipshit raves in incongruent, pretentious terms about gangsta lyrics while decrying Eminem's work.

[VenomBlackViper]

Well.... that was fucking stupid, i'm not even gonna bother using a smiley or putting up some picture that shit was just retarded.

[Elision]

His endorsement by the mainstream media has everything to do with the spectacle of whiteness. Even some black rap fans participate in this adoration; they’re grateful for white attention to a black cultural form, even when the goal is to expropriate it.


I want to fucking throw up

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Dumb as fuck

[FreeSpeech]

I have never seen sucha seemingly intelligently written article come across as so stupid and ignorant.
1)This article was blatantly racist and points out Em is whit every other sentence
2)Isn’t it time we stopped calling Dr. Dre a great producer and overlooking the odious content of his material? Anyone who’s heard the production that Jay-Z, R. Kelly and Tone got on the dazzling but neglected The Best of Both Worlds cd would know that Dr. Dre has competition — if not superiors — in the game of beats, flow and thrills
That is possibly Jay-Z's shittiest CD

[mdemaz]

What the fuck shit cunt ass bitch pussy was that?

[Mxracer6y]

This has to be a candidate:

http://www.firstofthemonth.org/culture/ ... minem.html



The hilarious part about pretentious, pseudo-intellectual diatribes such as this one is these people fail on the very first premise: That being, they think Eminem isn't brilliant because everything he does sails over their vacant heads. This poor, pathetic idiot wouldn't even know what a "multi" is, yet this person also thinks he is qualified to blather on about this subject matter indefinitely. The whole time, the joke is on him, as Dipshit raves in incongruent, pretentious terms about gangsta lyrics while decrying Eminem's work.

Do you have some type of OCD with exorbitant, overly embellished, hyperbolically enhanced diction?

Honestly dude, not for nothing... but a good speaker always adjusts and adapts himself to his audience and their intelligence and/or age. If an english professor was giving a speech at a middle school and a college, do you think he'd use the same vocabulary with the middle school?

You're only hurting yourself by using those overly exaggerated words, because 99% of the audience reading your posts barely understands what the hell you're trying to say without a dictionary.


Don't mean to be a dick, but you're on an hiphop / rap forum dedicated to eminem. The majority of people reading your posts are still in high school. You're not impressing anyone by using big words and having perfect grammar. Not one of us cares for your spelling and use of fancy diction.

In fact im willing to bet about 60% of the people who come across your posts stops reading after two sentences.

Probably a good idea to dumb it down, since we are not in class, and we are not english professors.

While i can appreciate the use of a good vocab with good grammar, this just isn't the place for it. It makes me think you're a giant douche trying to be all high and mighty above everyone else with our "average" vocab.

[FreeSpeech]

This has to be a candidate:

http://www.firstofthemonth.org/culture/ ... minem.html



The hilarious part about pretentious, pseudo-intellectual diatribes such as this one is these people fail on the very first premise: That being, they think Eminem isn't brilliant because everything he does sails over their vacant heads. This poor, pathetic idiot wouldn't even know what a "multi" is, yet this person also thinks he is qualified to blather on about this subject matter indefinitely. The whole time, the joke is on him, as Dipshit raves in incongruent, pretentious terms about gangsta lyrics while decrying Eminem's work.

Do you have some type of OCD with exorbitant, overly embellished, hyperbolically enhanced diction?

Honestly dude, not for nothing... but a good speaker always adjusts and adapts himself to his audience and their intelligence and/or age. Meaning: You're only hurting yourself by using those overly exaggerated words, because 99% of the audience reading your posts barely understands what the hell you're trying to say without a dictionary.


Don't mean to be a dick, but you're on an hiphop / rap forum dedicated to eminem. The majority of people reading your posts are still in high school. You're not impressing anyone by using big words and having perfect grammar. Not one of us cares for your spelling and use of fancy diction.

In fact im willing to bet about 60% of the people who come across your posts stops reading after two sentences.


Probably a good idea to tone it down, since we are not in class, and we are not english professors .

I understood legit everything he wrote, he didn't use any needless words. He was well spoken withoud beeing needlessly so. I don't write very formally on here, but IDK why you'd bitch about someone who does.

[Fa-Q]

This is a true hater....Lil Wayne fans should read this so they know when to say the "H" word

[Mxracer6y]

This has to be a candidate:

http://www.firstofthemonth.org/culture/ ... minem.html



The hilarious part about pretentious, pseudo-intellectual diatribes such as this one is these people fail on the very first premise: That being, they think Eminem isn't brilliant because everything he does sails over their vacant heads. This poor, pathetic idiot wouldn't even know what a "multi" is, yet this person also thinks he is qualified to blather on about this subject matter indefinitely. The whole time, the joke is on him, as Dipshit raves in incongruent, pretentious terms about gangsta lyrics while decrying Eminem's work.

Do you have some type of OCD with exorbitant, overly embellished, hyperbolically enhanced diction?

Honestly dude, not for nothing... but a good speaker always adjusts and adapts himself to his audience and their intelligence and/or age. Meaning: You're only hurting yourself by using those overly exaggerated words, because 99% of the audience reading your posts barely understands what the hell you're trying to say without a dictionary.


Don't mean to be a dick, but you're on an hiphop / rap forum dedicated to eminem. The majority of people reading your posts are still in high school. You're not impressing anyone by using big words and having perfect grammar. Not one of us cares for your spelling and use of fancy diction.

In fact im willing to bet about 60% of the people who come across your posts stops reading after two sentences.


Probably a good idea to tone it down, since we are not in class, and we are not english professors .

I understood legit everything he wrote, he didn't use any needless words. He was well spoken withoud beeing needlessly so. I don't write very formally on here, but IDK why you'd bitch about someone who does.

Of course someone named freespeech would come to the rescue

I didn't say it was impossible to understand what hes saying, jackass. Of course we can, but there is no fucking way you knew what pseudo-intellectual diatribes meant or the definition of incongruent. (You'd be surprised to know how many people don't even have a clue what pretentious means, or even premise.)

I dont have a problem with writing formally. I actually do appreciate a good vocab and grammar. But seriously dude, when I come home from work and hop on the forums i don't want to have to read a fucking college essay whenever this guy has an opinion.

You can still be wellspoken without breaking out the thesaurus and picking out the biggest words every time you post something
Is that a good enough reason for you ?

[FreeSpeech]

Of course someone named freespeech would come to the rescue

I didn't say it was impossible to understand what hes saying, jackass. Of course we can, but there is no fucking way you knew what pseudo-intellectual diatribes meant or the definition of incongruent. (You'd be surprised to know how many people don't even have a clue what pretentious means, or even premise.)

I dont have a problem with writing formally. I actually do appreciate a good vocab and grammar. But seriously dude, when I come home from work and hop on the forums i don't want to have to read a fucking college essay whenever this guy has an opinion.

You can still be wellspoken without breaking out the thesaurus and picking out the biggest words every time you post something
Is that a good enough reason for you ?

I swear to god I knew what every single one of those words meant, they aren't that complicated. Pseudo means basically fake or faux, a diatribe is kinda like a rant, incongruent meants it doesn't line up with other things or fit in. I just find it funny you're bitching over this...

[Mxracer6y]

Of course someone named freespeech would come to the rescue

I didn't say it was impossible to understand what hes saying, jackass. Of course we can, but there is no fucking way you knew what pseudo-intellectual diatribes meant or the definition of incongruent. (You'd be surprised to know how many people don't even have a clue what pretentious means, or even premise.)

I dont have a problem with writing formally. I actually do appreciate a good vocab and grammar. But seriously dude, when I come home from work and hop on the forums i don't want to have to read a fucking college essay whenever this guy has an opinion.

You can still be wellspoken without breaking out the thesaurus and picking out the biggest words every time you post something
Is that a good enough reason for you ?

I swear to god I knew what every single one of those words meant, they aren't that complicated. Pseudo means basically fake or faux, a diatribe is kinda like a rant, incongruent meants it doesn't line up with other things or fit in. I just find it funny you're bitching over this...[/quote


Oh ok jackass, im sure you just happened to have had the definitions of incongruent and diatribe memorized, because SOOOO many people use those words on a daily basis. You crack me up bro.

Maybe next time you should mind your own business instead of riding in on your high horse to save the day.

I was never bitching about anything, i gave him advice based on my observations. I even mentioned twice that i can appreciate it, but just don't think this is the place for it. No point in using words that only half the people are going to understand without having to look it up.

This forum is a place for casual discussions, not college essays.

[EminemInsider]

And Eminem has used words like "cumbersome," "clairvoyant," and "prowess." What's your point?

"Stop with the big words, brooo. Take a hit of this weeeeeeeeeeeed."

[Mxracer6y]

delete this .. posted twice

[watevermannnn]

lol @ mother fuckers thinking they're stylin' on us with their knowledge and intelligence and pretentious bitchassness.

“If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough” -EINSTEIN