The worst article ever written

[NicoleEM]

"When Eminem invites Dr. Dre, Nas, Busta Rhymes, to “come square dance with me,” he inadvertently exposes white pettiness, inviting black rappers to join his pity party"
The whole article is worthy.I knew there were some haters outhere,but this gotta be the #1.

[HereHere]

at everyone getting mad over this.

It's Armond White, if you don't know who he is, look him up on Rotten Tomatoes. He's a critic who trolls the fuck out of everyone. He constantly gives good movies bad reviews, whilst giving shit movies amazing reviews. That's all he's doing here, trolling. And a lot of you fell for it.

[Master Chief]

:facepalm at everyone getting mad over this.

It's Armond White, if you don't know who he is, look him up on Rotten Tomatoes. He's a critic who trolls the fuck out of everyone. He constantly gives good movies bad reviews, whilst giving shit movies amazing reviews. That's all he's doing here, trolling. And a lot of you fell for it.

Thank god I read this before I could post another insult towards that prick

[Brood]

:facepalm at everyone getting mad over this.

It's Armond White, if you don't know who he is, look him up on Rotten Tomatoes. He's a critic who trolls the fuck out of everyone. He constantly gives good movies bad reviews, whilst giving shit movies amazing reviews. That's all he's doing here, trolling. And a lot of you fell for it.

indeed.

The Great Armond White

[Jim_Halpert]

wow, what a HATER, and then he posts some of Biggies simplest lines? eminem tops that line in almost every song of his, minus encore.

dude wrote this huge article as a true hater...sounds liek hes jealous or sumthin

[Jim_Halpert]

This has to be a candidate:

http://www.firstofthemonth.org/culture/ ... minem.html



The hilarious part about pretentious, pseudo-intellectual diatribes such as this one is these people fail on the very first premise: That being, they think Eminem isn't brilliant because everything he does sails over their vacant heads. This poor, pathetic idiot wouldn't even know what a "multi" is, yet this person also thinks he is qualified to blather on about this subject matter indefinitely. The whole time, the joke is on him, as Dipshit raves in incongruent, pretentious terms about gangsta lyrics while decrying Eminem's work.

Do you have some type of OCD with exorbitant, overly embellished, hyperbolically enhanced diction?

Honestly dude, not for nothing... but a good speaker always adjusts and adapts himself to his audience and their intelligence and/or age. If an english professor was giving a speech at a middle school and a college, do you think he'd use the same vocabulary with the middle school?

You're only hurting yourself by using those overly exaggerated words, because 99% of the audience reading your posts barely understands what the hell you're trying to say without a dictionary.


Don't mean to be a dick, but you're on an hiphop / rap forum dedicated to eminem. The majority of people reading your posts are still in high school. You're not impressing anyone by using big words and having perfect grammar. Not one of us cares for your spelling and use of fancy diction.

In fact im willing to bet about 60% of the people who come across your posts stops reading after two sentences.

Probably a good idea to dumb it down, since we are not in class, and we are not english professors.

While i can appreciate the use of a good vocab with good grammar, this just isn't the place for it. It makes me think you're a giant douche trying to be all high and mighty above everyone else with our "average" vocab.

just cause u dont doesnt mean no one else does... you come across as the douche

[Jim_Halpert]

:facepalm at everyone getting mad over this.

It's Armond White, if you don't know who he is, look him up on Rotten Tomatoes. He's a critic who trolls the fuck out of everyone. He constantly gives good movies bad reviews, whilst giving shit movies amazing reviews. That's all he's doing here, trolling. And a lot of you fell for it.

its not trolling...funnt how everyone uses trolling as a universal word, trolling is to describe ppl on a forum... not article writers

[HereHere]

:facepalm at everyone getting mad over this.

It's Armond White, if you don't know who he is, look him up on Rotten Tomatoes. He's a critic who trolls the fuck out of everyone. He constantly gives good movies bad reviews, whilst giving shit movies amazing reviews. That's all he's doing here, trolling. And a lot of you fell for it.

its not trolling...funnt how everyone uses trolling as a universal word, trolling is to describe ppl on a forum... not article writers

Uh...no. Trolling does not mean on a forum, trolling can be done anywhere and on anything. The dude is trolling. Maybe at first it meant on a forum, but the word is now used to mean anywhere.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=armond+white+troll

[BigBangBazinga]

"By Armond White"

[AnalKiddo]

[Kez]