Did you know that...

[mcZu]

Did you know that the iconic Valentine's heart shape is not based on a human heart, but rather the shape of the buttocks of a female bending over?

I guess that's why we're asses for buying them expensive ass necklaces with them heart pendants, 'cause we're giving them a female's ass in the first place, basically....

O, and for those who didn't know, our hearts aren't actually shaped that way, obviously.. If you thought they were shaped like that, then, you should definitely open up a book on anatomy ASAP...

[Robbie G]

I remember when I was 10 and my Mom told me hearts weren't shaped like that

[embm]

lol ya
i alwys wondered who/y som1 made it like tat
tho i neva thut of it as a womans ass lol

[Block]

You just stuck your dick in my ear and deep throated my cerebellum... Pause.

[mcZu]

^Excuse me for being a dickhead with my dickhead digging inside your head... pause.

[Mr. Chambers]

it was def created by men then.

"yo we may have to buy shit, but in the long run it'll benefit us men everywhere!"

[Emadyville]

by anatomy books you mean playboy right


and if so, are you sure hearts dont look like that

[Slimm]

That explains my raging boner every time I see a heart like that.

[mcZu]

it was def created by men then.

"yo we may have to buy shit, but in the long run it'll benefit us men everywhere!"

Oh, most definitely, I don't think women would love to have a sexual icon as love symbol, lol.

by anatomy books you mean playboy right


and if so, are you sure hearts dont look like that

Playboy can work, too. Especially when them playmates bow down.

I've seen a real heart in a jar, so I'm quite sure that hearts don't look like that. A heart looks more like a scrotum on steriods than a women's ass.

That explains my raging boner every time I see a heart like that.

Lol, most definitely, don't forget you're the assmeister. It's fate calling you...