What were the longest multis of recovery?

[FreeSpeech]

I know he had some good ones, but I can't think of any longer than 4 syllables.

What were the naughty rotten rhymer/Marty Schottenheimer rhymes of Recovery?

[OMEGA]

Listen dog, Christmas is off, this is as soft as it gets
This isn't golf this is a blistering assault
Those are your wounds this is the salt, so get lost
Shit dissing me is just like pissing off the Wizard of Oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
Grab the scissors and saws and cut out your livers gizzards and balls
Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with Jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all
Got the gall to make Chris piss in his drawers
Tickle him, go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog

[FreeSpeech]

Listen dog, Christmas is off, this is as soft as it gets
This isn't golf this is a blistering assault
Those are your wounds this is the salt, so get lost
Shit dissing me is just like pissing off the Wizard of Oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
Grab the scissors and saws and cut out your livers gizzards and balls
Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with Jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all
Got the gall to make Chris piss in his drawers
Tickle him, go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog

I thought of that, it doesn't ever top 4 syllables though...

[Fa-Q]

Listen dog, Christmas is off, this is as soft as it gets
This isn't golf this is a blistering assault
Those are your wounds this is the salt, so get lost
Shit dissing me is just like pissing off the Wizard of Oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
Grab the scissors and saws and cut out your livers gizzards and balls
Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with Jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all
Got the gall to make Chris piss in his drawers
Tickle him, go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog

I thought of that, it doesn't ever top 4 syllables though...

Christ-mas-is-off, blis-ter-ing-a-ssault....and he does a shit load of rhyming in this....this has like 4's and 5's

[RainMan44]

Although the legitimacy of this is debated, it's likely this

Never break my stride
You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow
You'll never take my pride
Killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent
Is getting no



NOT the whole thing, but I think "slow the momentum at any moment/flow, slow venom and the opponent" works.


So, 9-10 syllables? O.o Idk..Lol

[cityfan31]

wrap-a-li-zard-in-gauze
grab-the-sci-ssors-and-saws

6

[FreeSpeech]

wrap-a-li-zard-in-gauze
grab-the-sci-ssors-and-saws

6

[Willy]

kiss my ass in a lint thong
missed the pass when i went long

[richard]

motherfucker i'll show ya pussyfootin'
i'll kick a bitch in the cunt 'til it makes a queef
and sounds like a fuckin' whoopee cushion
who the fuck is you pushin'?

5

[Evan C.]

In-fin-ite-C-D's/pissed-in-his-wheat-ies

One of the better Recovery multis.

[ThomasJ]

Sacrifices that I've made/Acted right I would've stayed

[GenePeer]

In-fin-ite-C-D's/pissed-in-his-wheat-ies

One of the better Recovery multis.

It's "dissin he's CD's/pissed in his wheaties" and then you've got the shorter "Infinite/peace treaties/beast-his/(Sha)dy EP's/(migh)ty DRE He's" You don't have to know anything about multies to notice there's something amazing about those last few lines.

[AnalKiddo]

Although the legitimacy of this is debated, it's likely this

Never break my stride
You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow
You'll never take my pride
Killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent
Is getting no



NOT the whole thing, but I think "slow the momentum at any moment/flow, slow venom and the opponent" works.


So, 9-10 syllables? O.o Idk..Lol

Bonerific right there

[OMEGA]

And that's why No Love is one of the best Em songs ever.

[Willy]

not exactly recovery, but recovery era..

Hit me with your best shot has some nice rhymes.

budged, not even an inch since then
i'm stubborn, evil, and insensitive
like nothing you ever seen, pencil in

might wanna button it like Benjamin
frightened of nothing, I injure men
right in this mark with my henchmen and