Lello
"I'm downloading albums y'allz think is dope y'allz, cause I want to be like y'allz, let me eat. I tried to lose weight, but god damnz y'allz, I looked that chocolate in the eyes and I seen fiddy, and I just had to...eat some meat ballz, ballz, ballz. Bu ayo y'allz, that candayyy be mad licious, it keep me bootilicious. I've never hurt a fly, that's because I couldn't catch one to eat one but whatevz y'allz.. Y'allz gone make me lose my ballz, up in here, up in here, y'allz gon make me ACT A BALLZ up in here, up in here, y'allz gone make me diss all y'allz, then eat some sugar candies for you mac daddies y'allz."
Macdaddy
"I'm a thug from Sanfrancisco, I kick it with my boy Sacjb. You might know him from several faggot websites like Macie.com.. We went to the strip club together, cause we some bad boys with big toys. He bought me a ring, said I'll live long enough to fuck his grandchildren, lulz y'allz. Said if he payed me 50 bucks, I can take his virginity. My friend JMG got banned for being a faggot, y'all should make the both of us admins. So we can make this forum about faggots, shhh let me post a pic of a girl though, so they won't know hehe. I listen to phat music like E-40, cause in sanfrancisco, we get that candayyy. We phat y'allz, we eat that candayyy. Shieeet if Lil Wayne can swallow a whole lollipop, I eat lollipops from bitchez aysez y'allz. We bout it, bout it. Check this picture of me and sacjb at the strip clubz in sanfranciscoz, cause we kick it like disco. Shiny disco, disco, ballz, ballz, ballz. Those lovely ballz, ballz, ballz, don't make me have to ballz ballz, ballz. Someone get me ballz, ballz, ballz, like Eminemz I like ballz, ballz, ballz, shiny disco ballz, ballz, ballz."
Mahmood
"I listen to mostly rappers voices, those sexy voices y'allz, they keepz me beat erynightz y'allz. I'm from the middle east, so are most of y'allz, but you ain like me. You ain fucked a camel in the ass as good as mez. You ain got the heart to fuck a wild donkey in the ayse, then bbq that niqqa and make him sing some ballz, ballz, ballz. Ayo ayo ayo, I mismatch my six packs, with dick jabz, at my ballz, ballz, ballz, don't make me wipe my ballz, ballz, ballz, on y'allz ballz, ballz, ballz, cause mah mood always in for some ballz, ballz, ballz, y'all know that doe right y'allz? I don't listen to raps, I just listen to beats on my dre beats...offz, offz, offz."
To be continued y'allz.
