Japan Jokes

[MikeNUFC]

I'm going to hell (at leats I'll go after causing some controversy on an Eminem forum...)

I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend last night.

She's been crushed ever since.

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These Japs dont do thinks by half.

Buildings, cars, motorbikes, electronics and now the worlds biggest water park

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I've been chatting to my mate who lives in Tokyo on MSN since I heard the news. It's really harrowing to hear what's happening over there, his brother is missing and his apartment building is on fire. I really wish them all the best in recovering from this disaster.

Also, he shits himself every time I send a nudge.

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I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave

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Rescuers in Japan have called in Elton John, George Michael and Graham Norton to help search through the rubble for injured victims. Their work could prove invaluable as they are experts in seeing japs eyes covered in shit.

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One thing is certain about the Japanese earthquake:

We're not going to be short of fucking photographs.

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Don't send any money in for the tsunami appeal, they're minted already. I've just seen a bloke on telly getting interviewed outside his house and he has two fuckin massive boats on his drive

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Takeshi's really taking his new series seriously

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Watching the news about the quake in Japan i can't help but feel i should do something to help.

So i am going to go buy a big screen tv and a Toyota car, they probably could do with the money.

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I was devastated seeing that tsunami.

The wife had it on a triple word square and scored nearly 150 using all her letters.

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All i hear is "did you see what happened to the Japanesse?" I'm more bothered about what happened to the fucking Chinesse. I ordered the cunt over an hour ago!

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[Mahmoud48]

the 9/11 joke was ok because it happend a while bk
but come on this happened in less then 24 hours
i would ussual joke about this kind of shit but people died
death isnt funny how would u like it if u tried calling ur mom and she doesnt pick up
all you hear is water
HOW WOULD U FEEL HUH?

[iain08]

Yo chill ^ go listen to some guy rap about raping his mom or shit.

[biterph0bia]

the 9/11 joke was ok because it happend a while bk

[VenomBlackViper]

[Mahmoud48]

I guess no one got my joke

[GenePeer]

In soviet Japan, pool swims you!

[MikeNUFC]

I rang my mate in Japan and asked him, "What you up to?"

He replied, "My neck."

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RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet

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BBC NEWS: Kenya offer condolences to Japan.

Trust the Africans to get friendly when water is involved.

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Worried about my Japanese friend following the recent natural disaster, I tried his mobile and - miraculously - I got through.

I must say, I was surprised to hear him going on about a massive increase in jobs being created in Japan...something about a new career explosion?

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There seems to be a lot of jokes about Japan going around at the moment.

It must be something in the water.

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[mcZu]

^Lol, those jokes were pretty good. Especially the neck, soaking wet, african/water, career, heck, all of them were good, haha.

Still, I kinda feel bad for laughing at these jokes. A bit too early to be joking about this, ah well...

[MikeNUFC]

Lol yeah I know. I'll probably donate for peace of mind.

[Kez]

RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet

HAHAHAHA

god i am so going to hell, damn you Mike

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Epic Shit!

[Maybe]

I got engaged to my Japanese girlfriend! We'll be getting married really soon, we just got a great deal on a beach wedding.

That's my contribution.

[Block]

Lmao @ the rave.

[GenePeer]

Got dumped by my Japanese girlfriend when I told her she just came out of the blue.