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Describe quality porn.

Postby RKOunion » Mar 15th, '11, 02:26

Okay. It cannot be scripted/staged porn. I don't like professional porn. My current favorite kind of porn is when people catch real life action, not done by porn stars. Any female ass must be filmed. If a girl is blowing a dude, she should also be masturbating at the same time, to indicate that she is enjoying it. If she's not enjoying it, then it's not sexy. And no girl should ever be having sex with her top on. And she should squeeze her breasts in the middle of sex fairly regularly.

But seriously. No actual porn stars. It is not a real life situation, and most of the time they're faking the whole thing.
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby Robbie G » Mar 15th, '11, 05:13

I only watch videos of myself fucking chicks. Nothing else is hot enough.
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby Fa-Q » Mar 15th, '11, 06:40

Good acting and an attractive female :wave:
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby Fleka » Mar 15th, '11, 11:03

A porn without chicks with green dragon tatooed all over their backs and arms. I like classy chicks in stockings and high heels.
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby GenePeer » Mar 15th, '11, 11:38

1. No screaming stupid one-liners.
2. No fake tits.
3. Girl on top.
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby Fleka » Mar 15th, '11, 12:08

Menzo wrote:I hate it when the girl just screams for almost nothing. It's like, the guy just stared at you and you fuckin had to moan so unnecessarily loud?

You're getting paid for this shit, make it realistic. Slut!

She is getting paid, so she is a whore. Sluts do it for free. I`m a slut. :smoking:
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby Devil'sAdvocate » Mar 15th, '11, 14:02

Good acting,being creative,iunno.
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby VenomBlackViper » Mar 15th, '11, 14:43

Menzo wrote:I hate it when the girl just screams for almost nothing. It's like, the guy just stared at you and you fuckin had to moan so unnecessarily loud?

You're getting paid for this shit, make it realistic. Slut!

Dude that shit is so fucking annoying, it's like the bitch has turrets or something. Yes bitch I know my cock is big I heard you the first fucking 20 times. And when the girl yells or has an annoying ass scream instead of a hot moan that shits also a turn off.
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby Fleka » Mar 15th, '11, 18:57

VenomBlackViper wrote:
Menzo wrote:I hate it when the girl just screams for almost nothing. It's like, the guy just stared at you and you fuckin had to moan so unnecessarily loud?

You're getting paid for this shit, make it realistic. Slut!

Dude that shit is so fucking annoying, it's like the bitch has turrets or something. Yes bitch I know my cock is big I heard you the first fucking 20 times. And when the girl yells or has an annoying ass scream instead of a hot moan that shits also a turn off.


You watched this, didn`t you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtPAr7aS5mA&feature=fvst
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby VenomBlackViper » Mar 16th, '11, 02:37

I remember seeing it a long time ago, whats it gotta do with turrets?
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby Fleka » Mar 16th, '11, 07:58

Well, In that interview Em says that Germans spek like they have turrets, so I thought you saw it and that`s why you wrote it.
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby VenomBlackViper » Mar 16th, '11, 08:02

Fleka wrote:Well, In that interview Em says that Germans spek like they have turrets, so I thought you saw it and that`s why you wrote it.

Nah I was saying that cuz I hate bitches who scream out random shit while their getting fucked "OHHH ITS SO BIG ,OHHHH THIS FEELS SO GOOD, OHHH CHOCOLATE BANANA SUNDAE"
& if they say it & actually mean it thats one thing but these porn bitches are so obviously faking it.
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby GenePeer » Mar 16th, '11, 08:26

One thing that cracks me up about Professional Porn is how they try to insert a plot/story in it... You mean there are people who won't jerk off to it if you don't show how the fuckers met? :laughing:
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby gutawafang » Mar 16th, '11, 10:12

I like those porn that I can imagine smells nice. That is quality porn.
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Re: Describe quality porn.

Postby VenomBlackViper » Mar 16th, '11, 11:42

GenePeer wrote:One thing that cracks me up about Professional Porn is how they try to insert a plot/story in it... You mean there are people who won't jerk off to it if you don't show how they fuckers met? :laughing:

:laughing: I feel you on that shit I hate when those mother fuckers are talking for like 5 minutes before the hoes tits even get out
and the story is always the same shit "super horny girl wants to fuck guy, guy is a pussy about it says I don't think we should do this, girl sucks guys cock, they fuck"
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