by EminemBase » Mar 18th, '11, 04:54
Fuck a duck, in its ass - and that's just what one man did...
Jerry Smethers, a man living out in old New York, on a farm, far, far up in the hills of Brooklyn (pause: have you been to Brooklyn and do you know anything about New York foreign listener?, answer: no - oh, good good) OKAY, so up in the hills of Brooklyn, Jerry was-ah riding his pink pony listening to the song "Pink" by Aerosmith, right after he'd just been listening to PINK the artist...
That's when he said to himself "Gee, I sure do like pink don't I?" then he realized he had asked HIMSELF the question and there was nobody around to answer so he then said "Oh, I asked MYSELF that didn't I... well, yes I guess I DO like pink" and on he rode...
ANnnnYYYway, to cut a long story short he eventually fucked a duck in the ass. The End.