Best pick up line EVER...

[mcZu]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but didn't we meet on the moon?

[VenomBlackViper]

I'm not macdaddy but I can grease you up

[Emadyville]

You already had me at hello zu

[Tornado]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but didn't we meet on the moon?

That one is jokes. Zu got game

[mcZu]

You already had me at hello zu

I don't like easy broads, sorry, Emady.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but didn't we meet on the moon?

That one is jokes. Zu got game

You know what it is, bruv.

[Xray]

Shove a porcupine in my ass if I'm wrong, but wasn't you an endangered species? You wanna make some babies? *gets lucky that night*

[mcZu]

^I guess that works for you if you prefer porcupines shoved up in your ass.

[Xray]

To be honest... I don't think it'll hurt, with all the hair I have there, it would be a miracle if I could even feel a spike. But never mind all of that, the date of that event would be at the Zoo.

[mcZu]

I see what you did there.

But, see, I think my ass is hairier than yours.

[Xray]

You mad cause I'm gaining game in your territory fam?

But if you really feel that confident, I would have you know, they make cotton off my ass.

[mcZu]

Fam, I've landmarked my territory with strings made of my ass-hair. They invented slavery when they saw my ass crack, my ass crack basically pioneered cotton picking.

[mcZu]

Nah best pick up line is a blade and duct tape

I knew it, I've been saying Killa is the GROAT for a while now. Greatest Rapist Of All TIme.

[mcZu]

^Toothpick fisting sex ninja nukka?

[Xray]

The best pick up line is my ass strings. Swagger jacking ftw!

Nah best pick up line is a pistol and duct tape

fix'd

That's where you show what a pussy you are. Dude's who carry guns are afraid to get there hands dirty. They carry guns cause there pussy's the least effective a weapon the more badass the dude. And if they use fists it is just cause there to cheap to buy anything. But trust me bro, A dude comes at you with a toothpick he is a bad motherfucker. That is why P Diddy = Toothpick ninja.

LMAO. I guess I'm also a toothpick ninja. It makes me feel strong, no homo.

[mcZu]

Brains over muscles any day of the week. Fuck them ''gangsta'' ass ''macho'' men that think muscles are everything.

IQ > Muscle mass.