Funniest/Stupidest Weezy Lines

[GenePeer]

He's hilarious as fuck, but I wonder if it's intentional or unintentional humour. In no particular order:

-I ain't Santa Claus, but I can make it rain dear.

-I've been through it all. The fails the falls, I'm like Niagra but I got right back up like viagra.

-I'm a venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed.

-You're like a bitch with no ass, you ain't got shit.

-So much ice got me feeling like a polar bear.

-I'm a bear like white and black hair. So I'm polar.

-I do me. No I do three... at a time.

-Assassinate me bitch,'cause I'm doing the same shit Martin Luther King did.

and not forgetting the hundreds of puns on how he's sick or the shit.

[dR3]

"In this bitch like tampons"


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[Satire]

Assassinate me bitch,'cause I'm doing the same shit Martin Luther King did.

Is he serious?

[Devil'sAdvocate]

[GenePeer]

"In this bitch like tampons"

Hadn't heard that before!

Assassinate me bitch,'cause I'm doing the same shit Martin Luther King did.

Is he serious?

Next line: checking in the same hotel, and the same suite bitch, same balcony like 'Assassinate me bitch!'

I think he's serious

[Fa-Q]

haha the first one isnt that bad...but it seems to me that Wayne was the one that invented the lazy punchline. Where you basically say something that relates to the punchline, pause, and then say a word. Like "We making green....grass seed."

[Satire]

haha the first one isnt that bad...but it seems to me that Wayne was the one that invented the lazy punchline. Where you basically say something that relates to the punchline, pause, and then say a word. Like "We making green....grass seed."

I thought that too, someone said Big Sean did though.

[GenePeer]

haha the first one isnt that bad...

Well that one was genuinely funny, not the "so stupid it's funny" like most of his punches.

[JUMPDMC]

-I do me. No I do three... at a time. thats halarious. We should all do lil wayne punch lines and write a song. 'I'm the best rapper alive... present'

[IknowU]

"I get on anybody track and hit that bitch with that Wayne train"

[Trimss]

-I do me. No I do three... at a time. thats halarious. We should all do lil wayne punch lines and write a song. 'I'm the best rapper alive... present'

We love making some good music.. Kanye West. (he didn't say that.)

It's so lazy.. So stupid.. "Vroom, motorbike"

[VenomBlackViper]

Weezy F Baby and the f is for phenomenal

/thread

[flyingmonkey10]

i don't know how to react towards those weezy lines

[TheGentlePlayer]

Weezy F Baby and the f is for phenomenal

/thread

Did he really say that?

Omg

[dR3]

I just found these, and I'm literally laughing my ass off. Check them all:


"I'm hot like dogs"

"I got a bitch with me I call her miss without draws I go to the bank they call me mr withdraws"

"like the number after 1 I'mma get me 2"

"I'm from the jungle when a lion eat a cobra
and I get money, got no "moneyphobia"

"even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down"

"i got old money, could'a bought a dinosaur"

"coke transactions over the phone, we call them blowjobs"

"being fake is pussy so n.igga I'm a virgin"

"I'm a minute passed pissed and its about to get shitty."

"I always thought I was fly like I had a pigeon on my back."

"Sicker than the 3rd floor of the hospital."

"You can't see me...Ray Charles."

"Better rapper than what covers your candy"

"told a bitch whore hey like the catcher for the Yankees"

"I'm Gettng more cheese than macaroni
And I'm in more beef than beefaroni"

"I get brain like a skull"

"a bitch is a female dog and a dog is a man's best friend"

"I call them April babies cuz they fools"

"I don't know karate but after the brain I kick you out"

"It's like the beat was screaming murder me...And I'm a murderer...So I murdered it"

"My flows crazy! I ain't too sane...but I am the shit and they just poop stains.."