looking for a wife please help

[eat_healthy]

I am muscular
lovely skin
5.5 inches of pure bolivian
can swim four miles
can hunt for fruit and more free gourmet


must hav\

she has to be GORGEOUS no ground shakers
driven to succeed it making me feel good
hair


if chosen i will marry one of you and you will come and live with me and sister and parents in BOLIVIA YEAH BOII!!!!!!

[DƎRDYPK]

epic

I guess I as well will look for a wife here

she must hav\
Boobs (a wife without boobs is no wife at all)
a beautiful voice...(to sing me to sleep)
a notepad (to write rhymes with me)
&
a beanie (yes...she must wear a beanie...& it's a bonus if its pink)

[Sam.]

epic

i love this world .

[eat_healthy]

come on don't be shy womens you know i won't bite you… HAHA MUCH YEAH BOIIIII I GOT IT GOOD I GOT IT GOOD

bolivia uncontrollably, it's that simple.

[Sam.]

Your weak at pimping girls GTFO.

[NicoleEM]

I'm taken b,but your not my type anyway no offend

[macdaddy019967]

LMFAO
This made my day
Good luck to you homie

[Sam.]

I'm taken b,but your not my type anyway no offend

ur taken no way

[Devil'sAdvocate]

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Not the place for this shit, tbh.

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Try a dating website, bo'. There aren't many girls on this forum, I don't think? I only know of like...maybe 10 or so.

[Sam.]

this thread is a perfect eg of mod fail.