Classtheking = Defeated

by **Satire** » Mar 29th, '11, 02:23

It's time you guys know a little more than a little more about Jared here.

In 6th Grade we were all sitting behind the bleachers on the grass after a Football game (Jared lost btw). Jared, being the creepy awkward fuck he is, wanted to play the Nervous game with this girl who was way out of his league. So when the girl puts her hands on him and starts sliding them all over his body, he starts to shake and giggle like a fucking girl for some reason. Eventually she gets down to his leg, and then he screams "Nervous!" and moves his leg so fast that her hand lands on his balls.

He has this warm smile on his face for like 5 seconds before the girl realizes what she's doing and pulls away. Then he says with the strangest stalker voice ever "Now it's your turn!". You can tell she wanted to just run away at this point but he grabbed her and continued to put his hands on her. She looked like she was about to cry.

I swear to god Jared has the biggest pedo face you will ever see in your life time when he's come in close contact with a female. Anyways, he moves his hand up to her chest, and then suddenly grabs onto her tit, and says "You nervous yet?". The girl was speechless and tried to pull him off of her but he wouldn't let go. He just kept saying "You have to say you're nervous first" and squeezing.

She ran away and her boyfriend kicked Jared's ass that Monday, not to mention he got kicked off of the football team and her parents pressed charges. This is why everybody in town hates Class as well as everybody on the forum. He is a creepy immoral fuck.

The girls in that pic he posted are also only with him because they were working on a float. He's part of ASB.

by **Satire** » Mar 29th, '11, 02:25

***** wrote:you try too hard, trolling is supposed to come natural not forced

I like how you always fall for my most obvious trolls but when I'm telling the truth you say it's trolling. Down Syndrome + Green Name = You.

by **Master Chief** » Mar 29th, '11, 02:25

***** wrote:you try too hard, trolling is supposed to come natural not forced

Shut up, bitch.

This was a beautiful story. But, why is Class called Jared?

by **Satire** » Mar 29th, '11, 02:27

Because that's his name? :unsure:

by **Master Chief** » Mar 29th, '11, 02:28

No offense, but why the fuck would you name your WHITE child...JARED? What kind of logic is that lmao :laughing:

by **classthe_king** » Mar 29th, '11, 02:28

Picture of Satire asleep

by **Satire** » Mar 29th, '11, 02:29

You've never heard the name Jared before?

by **classthe_king** » Mar 29th, '11, 02:29

jared?

by **Master Chief** » Mar 29th, '11, 02:30

classthe_king wrote:Picture of Satire asleep

If you still go to school with this queer please let him know that looks like a total faggot.

by **Satire** » Mar 29th, '11, 02:39

Jared's face after "the accident" I mentioned in the other thread but before the surgery.

WARNING: CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK.

http://i55.tinypic.com/10fnbjl.jpg

P.S. No coming back from that one, bitch.

P.S.S Sarah said your dick < *

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