Alien penis problems

[Some Guy 7788]

I am a 9 years old and rub my penis when i get nervous. I get really shy in front of my class mates.(please send me advice on how to handle the male classmates) also for some reason my penis gets much larger when I rub it and you can see it through my pants. Everybody calls it a boner. I think I am a alien or something from a different world please stay away from me... my penis might get big.
Hey if anybody was wondering my nipples are also getting unusually large. The doctor says its hormones but i think its apart of the transformation.(THE ALIEN ONE) I think I'm laying eggs in my lair. My lair is underground in this little hole I built. I have been fertilizing my eggs quite frequently but nothing seems to be happening. My chances of being an alien are becoming slimmer. I also think that i should harvest humans and run test. RESPOND IF INTERESTED.

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Old copypasta is old. C'mon, I've had this in my /b/ folder for years.

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