wordsmyth i'm gonna kill you

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by **Devil'sAdvocate** » Mar 31st, '11, 15:02

this nikka came in his drawers lol :laughing:

by **MikeNUFC** » Mar 31st, '11, 15:33

I had a dream I was the author of the Lord Of The Rings series.

When I woke up, I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

by **Satire** » Mar 31st, '11, 20:50

Not hot at all.

by **Master Chief** » Mar 31st, '11, 21:02

I had two wet-dreams in two weeks...what the fuck is going on with me. And one of those times after I woke up, I had an approximately 8 inch throbbing boner that was begging me to piss. So, I went to the bathroom and pissed fucking FIRE. This piss was so fucking hot that it was burning my cock. It was one of the most painful things I have ever endured and it took me about 2 minutes to get all that enflamed urine out of my system.

So yeah. This is a true story. This is literally a true story, no trolling going on here.