Match 1
Nollie vs A giant bleeding vagina
Fight takes place on a tampon
If this is unfair for Nollie he gets Hopsin and Justin Bieber as backup
If this is unfair for the giant bleeding vagina, he gets TR himself sliding in and out like a didlo.
Match 2
Lilwayne4life vs Sla
Both will use their natural talent of being able to fill buckets with their drool, while being tempted Wayne and Eminem's dicks respectively.
Match 3
Macdaddy vs One Mic
This match is all about who can emulate Pac better, while both being disgusting, putrid, greasy pussballs who haven't bathed in weeks, without detecting the stupidity of it all. Oh and just how authentically thuggin out they can be.
Match 4
Freespeech vs Trigger
A battle of who's more diplomatic and who cares about other people's feelings more will ensue between these two contestants, while attempting to mentally overload the other in a series of mindnumbing insults that take no wit whatsoever to think of.
Match 5
Juelz21 vs Devil's Advocate
Here marbles of varying sizes will be strewn across the arena, both contestants will compete to see who can count them all first at amazing speed.
If it comes down to a tie we'll break their schedules, the one who freaks out the least at this wins.
Match 6
***** vs Analkiddo
Here large spiked dildos will be placed slowly into the contender's anuses, thereby perforating their rectums. A display of true butthurt will be need to endure the pain.
Match 7
Atone vs Mahmoud
This match is all about being an unfunny douche and who can make shittier music. Both contestants will be subjected to listen to each other's "music" while tied down to a chair, the one who comes out mentally stable after that ear assault wins.
Match 8
EminemInsider vs Geno
On one side we have a pretentious tight ass who looks for hidden 'rhymes" in Em's music, not to mention a really homoerotic name.
On the other a giant fag who looks like Legolas, no gender, and even less taste.
