@ My Chit-Chat Troll Army: It's Over

[Satire]

This goes out to:
Master Chief
C.R.E.A.M
Cosh
Mahmoud48
McMaybe
etc.

Let me share this little poem I wrote with all of ya'll.

I've been gone for 2 days because after Class said that I fell off with my trolls, I knew that my prime was over. I realized that I, in fact, wasn't god as I had believed all along. My pride was damaged. Everyone was against me and I knew that all of you were just waiting for the day that I would lay down and just die. Honestly, so was I. I fell into deep depression and started contemplating suicide. I kept asking everyone, "Who Am I?". I looked in the mirror and realized that I lost my way. I was stuck. I layed in bed all day, crying while I had this song on repeat:

My mom hired me a therapist, and he told me that turning to religion may help me in my struggle. So I retreated to the mountains, hoping to find salvation. While I was walking the narrow path, I think I had what the mexicans call a "revelation". The clouds opened up and it started raining down hard on me. Like, really fucking hard. This was some Shawshank Redemption shit.
A huge hand came out of the sky and started speaking to me. He said that my kingdom was in trouble, leading to it's own destruction. At first I didn't believe him, and then he said I must return and lead my people down the right path. Then, I return to this plague:
viewtopic.php?f=57&t=111352&p=1580010#p1580010
I realize that he was right. We are headed down the road to our own inevitable demise if we do not change soon. This is me offering concession hoping that it will be accepted. The trolling must end.

TLDR: The Trolling isn't funny anymore, Shady Chit-Chat went from boring to amazing to 4Chan. Just stop, let's move on and find a new trend. Faggots.

[Master Chief]

The Shady Chit Chat army besides me and Maybe blows cock. What about Mike, EminemInsider, Amadeo & dead prez?

Anyways, glad to see you back. But, please don't be sad, for the day that you fall... is the day that I rise

[Satire]

The Shady Chit Chat army besides me and Maybe blows cock. What about Mike, EminemInsider, Amadeo & dead prez?

Anyways, glad to see you back. But, please don't be sad, for the day that you fall... is the day that I rise

EminemInsider & Amadeo stopped, Dead Prez hardly ever trolls, Mike is probably the most consistent of anyone in the section.

Speaking of which since I'm done I'm giving the crown to Mike. You get 2nd dibs.

[Fleka]

I find you`re story amusing, but poorly written. To many cliches.

[DƎRDYPK]

My mom hired me a therapist, and he told me that turning to religion may help me in my struggle.

[Master Chief]

I won't argue with that

Mike is an outstanding troll. I wish, I could've made that Copy vs. Em thread

Oh and we gotta get a hold of Prez now that you're back. He told me he has a classic OP that is similar to the infamous Ghostface vs. Eminem thread.

^ That thread could just be... IT.

[Satire]

I find you`re story amusing, but poorly written. To many cliches.

My bad. I'm going to try to go on a more creative spiritual life changing journey next time.

[Satire]

[Master Chief]

I never considered myself a part of your trolling department , I'm insane , I don't care what you do , I go troll when i feel like it whenever it's successful or it's just lame , As long it satisfies myself and empty my Troll-o-Meter i WILL create a thread and troll on

In other words .. i'm not tied up to anything .

Trolling = you're in the troll army.

That's why you need to take a break... before you fuck up the legacy.

[Satire]

As the new Lieutenant-Prince of the troll army you need to learn to keep your soldiers in line, Chief.

[Fleka]

I find you`re story amusing, but poorly written. To many cliches.

My bad. I'm going to try to go on a more creative spiritual life changing journey next time.

I hear Tahiti is beautiful this time of year.

[WakeUpShow]

forgive me father, for I have sinned.

[Master Chief]

I try as hard as I can, Satire

C.R.E.A.M, is just a hard fella to deal with.

[Maybe]

I find you`re story amusing, but poorly written. To many cliches.

Cliche is another form of the word "classic".

Nicely done. I'm soldierin' like a G whenever.

[Block]

My son, you have done right by me. I am proud.

This goes out to:
Master Chief
C.R.E.A.M
Cosh
Mahmoud48
McMaybe
etc.

Let me share this little poem I wrote with all of ya'll.

I've been gone for 2 days because after Class said that I fell off with my trolls, I knew that my prime was over. I realized that I, in fact, wasn't god as I had believed all along. My pride was damaged. Everyone was against me and I knew that all of you were just waiting for the day that I would lay down and just die. Honestly, so was I. I fell into deep depression and started contemplating suicide. I kept asking everyone, "Who Am I?". I looked in the mirror and realized that I lost my way. I was stuck. I layed in bed all day, crying while I had this song on repeat:

My mom hired me a therapist, and he told me that turning to religion may help me in my struggle. So I retreated to the mountains, hoping to find salvation. While I was walking the narrow path, I think I had what the mexicans call a "revelation". The clouds opened up and it started raining down hard on me. Like, really fucking hard. This was some Shawshank Redemption shit.
A huge hand came out of the sky and started speaking to me. He said that my kingdom was in trouble, leading to it's own destruction. At first I didn't believe him, and then he said I must return and lead my people down the right path. Then, I return to this plague:
viewtopic.php?f=57&t=111352&p=1580010#p1580010
I realize that he was right. We are headed down the road to our own inevitable demise if we do not change soon. This is me offering concession hoping that it will be accepted. The trolling must end.

TLDR: The Trolling isn't funny anymore, Shady Chit-Chat went from boring to amazing to 4Chan. Just stop, let's move on and find a new trend. Faggots.