by djdixie » Apr 6th, '11, 22:20
SOME OF MY FAV JOKES ABOUT MJ BY FRANKIE BOYLE
Had Jackson’s staff noticed something was wrong earlier he might have been saved, but when they saw him grab his left arm, go stiff and yelp they just thought he was practising his moves for Beat It.
It’s not known what triggered the heart attack, but High School Musical 3 was on cable at the time.
It’s got to be a tossup whether he get cremated or recycled.
I was a big Michael Jackson fan when I was 8. I didn't know it at the time, but I was his 'type.'
An interesting attitude we have to paedophilia in this country, “ We don’t want paedophiles round here! Unless they’ve really worked on their choreography…”
Michael Jackson was apparently refusing to eat ahead of his O2 gigs. He now weighed less than nine stone and the only thing he would eat willingly was nachos. Nachos being the name of a young Mexican boy.
The man may be gone but he has left a musical legacy that will be around for hundreds of years. As will his face.
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My Face Is Pale, But you look like you've just seen a ghost.