If you like E-40, kill yourself.
If you think wearing thick, black rimmed glasses with no lens makes you look cool in any way, kill yourself.
If you refuse to like any modern day artists and try to dismiss my opinion on hip hop as "Generic Youtube Comment Lurking follower" because I like Aesop Rock & Atmosphere, kill yourself.
If you think listen to anything with the old school sound and confuse it as "Abstract Hip-Hop", kill yourself.
If you think B.o.B is anything even reminiscent to "the realest rapper in the mainstream", kill yourself.
If you say every underground rapper just spouts senseless bullshit using big words to sound smart and "doesn't even make sense", kill yourself.
Before you try to defend Wacka again, kill yourself.
Wacka, Kill yourself.
If you confuse delivery with flow or vice versa, kill yourself.
If you think Encore is better than Relapse like those idiots at Studio Leaks, kill yourself.
If you put artists you hear good things about in your top 10 to seem knowledgeable that I know for a fact you don't listen to, you need to kill yourself.
If you actually buy Hyperaptive's music off of iTunes and put it in your iPod, kill yourself.
If you think Cage & Eminem sound anything alike especially with that big ass lisp Cage has, kill your shelf.
Master Chief, kill yourself.
If you've never heard albums like Illmatic or Reasonable Doubt but still say they're the greatest of all time, kill yourself.
If the only rapper you've ever heard is Eminem, but you still say he's better than any black rapper, please kill yourself.
If you like Blu, Dumbfoundead, Lupe, Blue Scholars, Hopsin, Joe Budden, The Roots, Tech N9ne and all of those shitty artists and you post on an online forum only to make sarcastic remarks, kill yourself.
If you think Roses or Hey Ya are OutKast's only listenable songs, kill yourself.
If you put Watsky in your top 10 rappers, kill yourself.
If you've ever ran away from a girl, kill yourself.
Macdaddy, kill yourself.
If you ask me why I'm always so laid back, kill yourself.
Check your ingredients before you overdose on the kill yourself.










