Nice list.
If you think Satire ain't a real TRigga, kill yoself.
If you thought Satire is actually Asian, kill yoself, his obviously blacked the fuccout.
If you ain't rocking all black cause you think it's emo, go ahead and cut yoself.
If you heard Go To Sleep and slept on DMX's verse and thought Em was better, kill yoself.
If you thought Relapse was wack, kill yoself, for real I needa kill maself.
If you didn't wait to rob Santa on your first xmas hunt as a kid, kill yoself.
If you thought Jesus was a crip, kill yoself, his blooded the fuccout.
If you thought TRshady was a hospital because of the current banner, don't kill yoself.
If you ain't rocking with the Pony crew and you ain't liking what we do, kill yoself.
If your computer ain't a HP, kill yoself...wait, you got no HP? Youz a dead cat already.
If your top 10 ain't matching mine, kill yoself. No wu, no dmx, no redman, kill yoself beech.
Eminem recovered on Relapse, and had a Relapse on Recovery, if you don't agree, kill yoself.
If your phone ain't a brick and you think it's a "nokia", kill yoself.
If you don't want gangsta movies and think it's gay when really you're gay, kill yoself.
If you ain't watching scarface and writing lyrics, kill yoself.
If you wasn't doing the motorbike while listening to Yung Joc's Going Down, kill yoself.
If you thought that Whitey Ford was actually black, don't kill yoself, fucks wit me.
If you ain't rocking Champion and Everlast hoodies, don't kill yoself, you living is just the same.
If you don't listen to southern rappers cause most of them suck, kill yoself.
If you thought Em wasn't a DBZ fan and isn't actually Majin Shady atm, kill yoself.
If you ain't laid back, then I'll make you laid back seven feet...no homo...
If you thought RnB wasn't actually Rap and Black, kill yoself.
If you was bumping your Straight Outta Compton CD on 9/11, don't kill yoself.