It has come to my attention that I'm awesome

[Block]

::DISCLAIMER:: Yoshi, don't read this. It's about trolls.

Due to my serious tone and unfathomably genius posts, made under the guise of stupidity and ignorance, I have no choice but to nominate myself as the best troll on TR. The king of all that is witty or ignorant in an attempt to get a 'rise' out of people. The sovereign ruler of every member who has ever posted just to piss somebody off. The emperor of the internet. A diety of double standards.

I knew this all along but would not say it until I had proven myself, to myself, beyond a shadow of a doubt. I have now done this and decided to present myself to the public.

After recent events in the Eminem section, and the legendary beautiful thread, I must come public with my reign. Albeit a rare occurance for a troll to come public--and an ever rarer occurance that I troll--, I find it more than suiting for this situation. Granted, I rarely make the threads themselves, I make them what they are.

This quote demonstrates my untouchable excellence:

Block proves he is superior to the rest of the forum in every way possible once again. He shat on this thread and made it a classic.

Both Amadeo and Emineminsider have fallen victim to my overwhelmingly superior presence. (along with a handful of other nameless trolls). I'd like to say I'm sorry that your self-absorbed thought process would not allow you to see things for what they are, but I'm not. That's what we strive off; Dumb asses who believe they are better than they are. For all intents and purposes, I now own your life.

I would like to thank Satire for creating the threads for trolling purposes.
I would like to thank the other not-so-clever trolls for launching me into stardom with their not-so-clever posts.
I would like to thank myself for being awesome.


That is all.

[DƎRDYPK]

someone hand Block a blunt & a golden crown...for he is the king
in Block we trust

[Satire]

Trolling is so last month.

It's almost as dead as the Toothpick Ninjas.

[Block]

Trolling is so last month.

It's almost as dead as the Toothpick Ninjas.

TPN will never die. And trolling is an art form about to be renamed "blocking".

by 'trolling is so last month' you mean 'trolling eminem section is dead because they know who we are and I wish I had more places to troll because it's fun and astoundingly addicting'. I know.

Tell me who else has had 30+ pages of people trying to argue over his every word? I made you what you are, Satire.

People fail to understand that, in order to be a good troll, you must make people believe you're serious.

I see you reading this post, insider, going through my posts again, you little faggot.

[Maybe]

Block is the very definition of awesome.

[Satire]

Trolling is so last month.

It's almost as dead as the Toothpick Ninjas.

TPN will never die. And trolling is an art form about to be renamed "blocking".

by 'trolling is so last month' you mean 'trolling eminem section is dead because they know who we are and I wish I had more places to troll because it's fun and astoundingly addicting'. I know.

Tell me who else has had 30+ pages of people trying to argue over his every word? I made you what you are, Satire.

People fail to understand that, in order to be a good troll, you must make people believe you're serious.

I see you reading this post, insider, going through my posts again, you little faggot.

I dunno how to respond to any of this. Every little piece of this post is perfect. There isn't any visible flaw.

You're gay.

[Block]

Block is the very definition of awesome.

[yoshi]

This is so funny when you people disguise your evident and overhelming stupidity as "trolling"









And for the record - I didn't read it, I skimmed through it, therefore me >>> you.

[Block]

This is so funny when you people disguise your evident and overhelming stupidity as "trolling"









And for the record - I didn't read it, I skimmed through it, therefore me >>> you.

after everything. EVERYTHING. you post that toward me?

[yoshi]

after everything. EVERYTHING. you post that toward me?

Apparently I'm just stating basic facts baby.

[VenomBlackViper]

You were acting like Macdaddy with good arguing skills in that thread, shit was fucking funny though.
Satire always makes classic threads yet barely ever actually trolls after the OP & just lets everyone else do the work

[dead prez]

This reminds me I have to make theGREAT FAG TOURNAMENT part II, motherfucker.

[Block]

after everything. EVERYTHING. you post that toward me?

Apparently I'm just stating basic facts baby.

I'm heartbroken.

@venom: That was the point. You can't win an argument verses macdaddy because he's so fucking retarded. (except he's not trolling)

[VenomBlackViper]

I think Kamil's "Recovery leaked!" thread is the biggest troll that successfully was pulled, along with SajN's April Fools joke last year about an Eminem interview.

Step yo game up, son.

Links to said threads?

[Master Chief]

I think Kamil's "Recovery leaked!" thread is the biggest troll that successfully was pulled, along with SajN's April Fools joke last year about an Eminem interview.

Step yo game up, son.

Links to said threads?